This morning my wife woke up reached to put her eye drops in and picked up the bottle of Super glue she uses for the painful splits in her fingers that are caused by Steroids that are prescribed for Rheumatoid Arthritis. In went the super glue and panic ensued! I managed after a half hour to remove it all but she lost her eyelashes and is bruised under the eye where I had to use pressure to get it off. I have tried to tell her it only takes one eye to lift a chip pan but it's a no go. Looks like it's pub lunches for a while as I don't ever cook. I think I mentioned before last year the wife asked me to make a cup of tea,I put the electric kettle on the gas stove,gas stove ruined,microwave next to it ruined,electric kettle burnt out!Fire Brigade called out! Kitchens aren't for me but how unlucky can you be? No wonder I like a pint.