Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Jenny_Dabber, Mar 15, 2008.
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That would raise a smile where i work , lol .
Unfortunate, it's a wonderful name. We had a Sub Lt Balls at Lossiemouth who delighted with picking up the phone and saying "Balls!"
Nice one. :cheers:
Indian take away in Shoreham by Sea called;
Tame by comparison but there's an Estate Agent in Ludlow called Doolittle and Dalley.
Spotted a new surname in the paper recently - Clampitt. Do for a traffic warden?
I once knew a lad called Willam Andrew Carr which is a bit unfortunate when people began to abbreviate it. Serves him right though for being a bit of a tool.
Some great names on this site - particularly the ones which relate to people seeking election. Elect Senator Robert Manlove anyone?
A local take away, Phukets Thai. :dwarf:
Anyone remember the antique dealers in Plymouth;
South East London 2nd hand car dealer just off Blackheath called "Tuck-em-up-Autos"
Also builders van often seen in SE London called "Bodgit and Legit"
Hamm Zandwijk is apparently, a Swedish Scientist.
Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob-Obediah-Zebedee-Caractacus-Jizzflinger the third.
There used to be an antique shop in Greenwich called Robin B'stard - before Rick Mayall made the name famous.
As a kid, remember the Edinburgh chimney sweeping company called Lumsdun - sorry you have to be jockinese for that one!
My brother swears that he was at school with a girl called Annette Curtain.
There used also to be the name Smellie in the Edinburgh phone book - oh what fun we had on the phone!!!
We had a RM Officer onboard once called Captain Curry.
He got promoted
Used to be A Trophy Shop in Bognor Area called Wayne Kerr,had a football team as well !!
Also a Ready Mixed Concrete Company in Hastings called "William the Concreter"
There used to be a bookies in Doncaster called Bint and Raper.
how about othellia balls
Used to be two coppers in Avon & Somerset with the surname of DICK - I sh!t you not - Ivor & Dora DICK
There's also the well know firm of Geordie solicitors, "Hadaway & Shite-man" :thumright:
Theresa Green .
Three local contractors in Sembawang yard:
Wee Huur Construction Ltd.
and, best of all:
Wong Delivery Company.
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