Under the knife.

RomanyRanner

Lantern Swinger
#1
Well the date has finally arrived.
Go under the knife at 7am Monday 11th.
Tomorrow morning. To be honest shitting it a little.
My own fault went and watched a youtube vid of the procedure. Big mistake. Would have been better to go under and not know about it.
Having a 'TURP' and a 'TURBT'
Transurethral resection of the prostate and a Transurethral resection of Bladder Tumors.
2 tumors to remove, named them Burt and Ernie.

Praying the tumors are benign. Not wanting to have to deal with chemo ect.

Hope to be conscious again by mid day.
 
#11
Good luck RR.............trust in the miracle of modern medicine
When I had my Heart Attack in '90 I underwent a new procedure called angioplasty, they do it all the time now.
I was discussing the miracle of modern medicine with an old Irish friend of mine, and he said....................'to be sure, if you'd been born 50 years earlier, you'd be dead by now'
Hope all goes well for you.
 

RomanyRanner

Lantern Swinger
#15
Thanks lads.
Just out of recovery.
Everything went well.
Just enjoyed a liquid lunch.
I'm assuming something was lost in translation as the Yanks forgot the 3 pints of bitter.

Sore as a bastard but the surgeon said all went well, tumors removed and sent to pathology. Within a few weeks I should be pissing like a 16 year old.
 
#16
Thanks lads.
Just out of recovery.
Everything went well.
Just enjoyed a liquid lunch.
I'm assuming something was lost in translation as the Yanks forgot the 3 pints of bitter.

Sore as a bastard but the surgeon said all went well, tumors removed and sent to pathology. Within a few weeks I should be pissing like a 16 year old.
Good news RR.
 

0G1N

Lantern Swinger
#17
Thanks lads.
Just out of recovery.
Everything went well.
Just enjoyed a liquid lunch.
I'm assuming something was lost in translation as the Yanks forgot the 3 pints of bitter.

Sore as a bastard but the surgeon said all went well, tumors removed and sent to pathology. Within a few weeks I should be pissing like a 16 year old.
Good news again RR
 
#19
Good news RR, does pissing like a 16 year old mean you can down more than 3 pints before you break the seal and have to go for a wazz per wet?
 

RomanyRanner

Lantern Swinger
#20
You may be right. I was thinking more along the lines of draining the lizard like a garden hose into a bucket. As opposed to the dribble into a cup that I have grown accustomed to.
 
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