unattractive woman

#1
a very loud,fat.greasy unattractive woman walked into asda with her 2 kids
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
the asda greeter said pleasantly "good morning madam, nice children you have there, are they twins"
the ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to say
"of course they aren't twins, one is 7 and the other is 10.
are you blind, thick or just f**king stupid "
i am neither replied the greeter.
i just couldn't believe you'd been shagged twice,
have a good day and thank you for shopping at asda.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
#2
a very loud,fat.greasy unattractive woman walked into asda with her 2 kids
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
the asda greeter said pleasantly "good morning madam, nice children you have there, are they twins"
the ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to say
"of course they aren't twins, one is 7 and the other is 10.
are you blind, thick or just f**king stupid "
i am neither replied the greeter.
i just couldn't believe you'd been shagged twice,
have a good day and thank you for shopping at asda.
I find this joke offensive in that it is both Fatist and Uglist(?)
 
#3
I too find this uglyist and fattist, Therefore, I am going to organise 10,000 ugly and fat people to descend upon Westminster to chant "death to people who aren't ugly and fat". And if I were to die upon this demonstration I will know that I will have 72 bottles of skin toner and 72 cream cakes waiting for me in heaven.
 

xchiefcook

Lantern Swinger
#4
Reminds me of the time shooping in TESCO's this fat ugly munter bumped into me (obvioulsy heading for the "cream cake 2 for 1 " display), not a word of apology or an excuse me, to which i voiced my opinon .... calling her a rude ugly fat cnut to which she replied in a loud voice "how dare you you are fatist, you male chauvanistic pig". my reply was calm and collected, but VERY loud " im sorry madam but you may need to visit specsavers after your cream buns, because you are cleary the fattest !!!
 
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