UN Phone Survey

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  1. Received via email:

    WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE
    Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
    The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
    1 In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
    2 In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
    3 In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
    4 In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
    5 In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
    6 In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
    7 In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
    8 In UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
     
  2. :-D:-D:-D:-DI Like
     
  3. Crackaladingdong! ... that was bloody top.
     

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