Un-PC Jokes

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  1. I thought I would post some weak un-PC jokes to see if anybodys got any more.

    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

    Q.Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment

    Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
    A. They're hiring

    Q. Why aren't there any Chavs on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. What do you call a Geordie farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A. A pimp.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The Northern zoo has a description of
    the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A.Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .

    Q. Whats better than winning 1st place at the special Olympics?
    A. Not being a fcuking retarded.

    Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
    A. Christopher Walkin

    Q. What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
    A. Nothing you already told her twice.

    Q. What do ya get when You cross a Chinese man and a Puerto Rican?
    A. A car thief who can't drive.

    Q. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A. Hooker can wash her crack & sell it again.

    Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
    A. Put her in a circle room and tell her to pee in a corner

  2. What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?

    Fathers Day!

    How do you start an argument with a chav?


    What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?

    The burglar.

    Why are Chavs like slinkies?

    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
    of stairs.

    If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him

    It might be your bike.

    Where do Chavettes go for work?

    Street corners.
  3. Two Christians come to heaven- suddenly they are facing 72 virgins......those ladies are all around them. So one of the Christians says: "You are aware that we are Christians, right? "Yes we are." "But- aren't you the ladies who are supposed to take care of the martyrs that come up here?" "Yes..................but just look at the state they are in when they come up here!
    :lol: :lol:
  4. Boring cnut what the fcuk was that about bet you go down a treat at xmas parties
  5. What key opens every lock? A pikey.

    Why do seagulls have wings? To beat the pikeys to the tip.

    There's a new game out for Xmas. You get a group of pikeys and lock them in a cellar for a month without any food. It"s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.

    A bunch of pikeys turn up at the gates of heaven one day asking if they can tarmac the drive.
    St. Peter says he'll have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.
    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and calls out to God: "They've gone"
    "What, the pikeys?" asks God.
    "No, the f*cking gates.
  6. Q: Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?

    A: It’s 60 year old meat in ten year old buns.
  7. Yer at least I get invited to them and don't just sit at home drinking home brew and pissing myself because I'm too old and decrepit to do anything else. :knob:
  8. Hey you faggot wet myself over that comment, cnuts like you really make me think that without cretins like you life would be so fcuking boring now go back to dancing with the hoover and molesting your children - cock
  9. stan's got a bit of a point though.

    Cutting and pasting dull 'jokes' isn't really worth wear and tear on our eyeballs.
  10. Ta guzzler cnuts trying to muscle in bet he only does it missionary but the wife fcuks postie like a real bunnie when he's at work probably a real twonk who everyone hates has bad breath and can't raise an erection without thinking of the children in the school nearby cock cock cock
  11. Blimey stan! You had a redundancy notice today as well :| ?

    Or are you just a fellow grumpy cnut? :thumbleft:
  12. Guzzler sorry mate but can't stand some of the boring cnuts that post shite jokes (oops that could be me ) he just sounds like a twat and probably is
  13. No apology needed stan.

    Same song sheet and all that...
  14. Looks like you’ve been at the home brew already. You can’t even string a decent sentence together.
    Still once a cement head always a cement head.
  15. What can I say RP you silver tongued cnut oh did I mention boring tw*t as well what a fcuking waste of space why not join fcukbook with all the other boring cnuts and grow your own farm and shag your sheep and billy goats. Bet youv'e got dodgy teeth and a fat well fcuked arse oh and did you do anything useful in your boring little life festering little tw*t
  16. I just love these friendly exchanges of compliments........

  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Yup. It's always nice to view. Mind you, Stan is in a class all of his own when it comes to being friendly. I like him.
  18. have to agree wouldn't like to meet him if he didn't like you. :wink:
  19. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  20. Keep it going RP and Stan, I'm enjoying this :happy1: :boxing:

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