UFO's

wet_blobby

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#3
I got abducted on one....whisked me off and made me lie naked under a very hot light source...full of strange beings and creatures....oh hang on that was HMS Fearless..... :p
 
#4
Funnily enough,

I was abducted by aliens a few years ago during a night out with some mates.

When I came to the next morning, I reckoned they had drugged me as I couldn't remember anything, but my girlfriend says I fell through the door, couldn't stand properly and had some red, spicy liquid all round my mouth.

I don't know what they did to me, but it couldn't have been nice since I threw up all over her hall carpet.

I think they gave me an anal probe too - either that or a curry.

Edited for mong typos
 

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