Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by The_Caretaker, Apr 2, 2007.
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Has any of you lot seen a UFO whilst serveing around the world.
No, but I've seen a few who look as though they landed from one
I got abducted on one....whisked me off and made me lie naked under a very hot light source...full of strange beings and creatures....oh hang on that was HMS Fearless.....
I was abducted by aliens a few years ago during a night out with some mates.
When I came to the next morning, I reckoned they had drugged me as I couldn't remember anything, but my girlfriend says I fell through the door, couldn't stand properly and had some red, spicy liquid all round my mouth.
I don't know what they did to me, but it couldn't have been nice since I threw up all over her hall carpet.
I think they gave me an anal probe too - either that or a curry.
Edited for mong typos
Rats !! I thought this was all about 'AFO's' - I must learn to read properly...
Woke up next to a couple.
Couple of What?
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