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Two WPCs on foot patrol


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Two young WPCs are out on foot patrol with their alsatian.

One says to the other "I am getting a bit cold and I've left my knickers back at the station."

The other one says: "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you."

So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back towards the station. Two hours later he returns with a truncheon, a plastic baton and three of the Sergeants fingers
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