Two Sisters

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  1. Two sisters - a blonde and a brunette - inherit the family farm , but hit financial trouble .
    They need to buy a bull from the market so they can breed their own stock , but only have £600 .
    The brunette sets off , telling her sister she will send a telegram when it's time to collect her .
    The cheapest bull is £599 , so the brunette pays for it then goes to send the telegram .
    A telegram is £1 a word - so the brunette tells the operator ;"just send the word 'comfortable'" .
    The operator asks; "how is she ever going to know that you want her to pick you up!"
    So the brunette explains ; "my sister's blonde. It's a big word. She'll read it very slowly; Com-for-da-bull."
     

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