Two Beggars in London

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  1. janner

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    Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ..

    Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

    Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    Habib says to Ali 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

    Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

    Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

    Ali says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3

    Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

    Ali shows Habib his sign....

    It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan

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  2. What happened next?
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  3. Janner dobbed him in .....and he lost his benefits... !

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