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A very ugly woman walked into Walmart with her two kids.
The Walmart Greeter asks "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says " No, he is 9 and she is 7. Why? Do you think that they look alike?"
"No" replied the greeter."I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice."