Twat Celebrities

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  1. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Not sure if this has been done before but sod it.

    Most celebrities are fecking idiots. They just can't help being fuckwitts of the highest order. In this thread, feel free to let rip and give your reasons why they are here. I'll get you going.


    Sting. Albeit a brilliant musician, he is a twat of the highest order what with his tantric sex and fucking do good attitude. Gordon is not a great name but changing it to Sting? Do me a favour. Utter bellend.

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    Bono. Banging on about Africa all the time and him wiping his arse with crisp 50 Euro notes. Let's be honest, his name qualifies him as chief twat of all time. I could punch his face all day long.

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  2. Paul Daniels.

    Obvious Reasons ;)
     
  3. I was going to say that Bono couldn't be out-twatted.

    You have proven me wrong.
     
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Dubya. Although amusing, he is a lying buffoon and has a face that only a mother could love. Even if he wiped his sweaty hand on Bill Clinton, he is still a twat. How this cretin became the worlds most powerful man is still a mystery.

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  5. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Geldwarf
     
  6. Adrian Chiles. Need I say more?

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  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That knob got the right hump with me once, we were in the "green room" before some job, charrraaadeee shite, and there was loads of sarnies plated up with "celebrities" names on the cling filmed plates to say who's was who's, well mine was fcuking corned dog, he had smoked salmon, well, he did until I ate them. The gorgeous debbie is a fcuking munter up close as well, I'd do it but that's not saying alot.
     
  8. The World hath seen no bigger twat:
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  9. Wot ! No wimmin ??


    How's about Plastic Twat Jordan (more plastic than a tupperware party)
    or
    Posh Becks ( there's more meat on a matchstick)

    back to the men (cough !!)

    and the current Mr Jord.... oops I mean 'Reid' (this is the biggest fight of my life!!)

    I second Bono, the twat who took a fan through the courts to get back a hat he threw away

    Brown/Bliar/Hoon/Prescott/Harman et al - gotta include these twats, becos they think they all celebs.

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  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I just knew you would mention this bloke. I'd have put money on it if i was a gambling man.
     
  11. This cunt also needs a good shoeing:
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  12. Cant abide any of em .but the number one for me has got to be that great TWAT sting :D :) :)
     
  13. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    This biff. Where do i start? Atomic Kitten? I'm a Wanker, get me out of here? Iceland adverts? Weight problems in shite magazines? The fact that she is omnipresent just like the Lord? To say this woman gets on my tits is an understatement. Kill it with fire.

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  14. Christopher Biggins. Christopher Biggins parents.
    The house Christopher Biggins lives in. All of Christopher
    Biggins relatives and relations. I would like to go back in
    time, and erradicate the Biggins Family Tree from about
    1666 A.D. up to the present day. This would make me
    very happy.
     
  15. Would I be right in assuming that you do not like nice Mr Biggins?
     
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    This bloke? Is this the one you don't like?

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  17. I've got nothing against gayers, but this prince of mince has to go:
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  18. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    That means more research for me :oops:
     
  19. Mick Ginger Ugly B*&^%rd Hucknall

    Met him once and what a prize collosal penis

    Edited to add, I have not seen his penis, it was just the way he acted like one, Doh!
     

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