twas the night before xmas.........

#1
and the Rum Ration elves were wondering how to spice up Father Christmas' life...............

how could they do it without being politically incorrect, or offending anyone??

Hang decs outside. no- may offend neighbours who did not celebrate christmas............

sing carols.................... ooooooh no same reason...............

so how can the elves get Father Christmas (oooh can I still call him that?!) in the chrimbo mood......................................................................
 
#2
Santa will soon be gone my friend.

Welcome to the "Winter Festival" (non denominational of course!)

Hmm, sounds like a pagan festival to me? Its all coming home! :)
 
#3
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Father Christmas, and christmas and all the shebang that goes with it cant die---- winter festival my arse!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
#4
As I said, its all coming home!
It started in this country as the winter festival, and thus it shall return!

Red Santa is only a Coca Cola advert anyway. He should be back in GREEN, just like he was before Coke changed it ;)
 
#5
Lamri said:
As I said, its all coming home!
It started in this country as the winter festival, and thus it shall return!

Red Santa is only a Coca Cola advert anyway. He should be back in GREEN, just like he was before Coke changed it ;)
u have just broken my heart..............................

noooooooooooo..........................

sob sob....................
 
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