Turpentine

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

    A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

    The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

    The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

    The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
     
  2. Turpentine man on his way back to B & Q for another few
    bottles. (Aisle 12 - Paint/Cleaning Fluids)

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  3. wal

    wal Badgeman

    How come you know where the turps is stored???
     
  4. Billy doesn't.

    But his guide dog does. :wink:
     

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