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Turns out the real World is pretty shite after all.

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Well it's been a few weeks since I gave up abusing people on the internet and sending email death threats to 'Z' list celebrities (see here: http://www.navy-net.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=26943.html ) and I have realised that life just isn't quite the same.

I mean I tried to blend in with the normal people, I really did, but I think people are less receptive to my style of humour when it is delivered face to face.

Anyway I discovered this little gem on facebook and it reminded me of you bunch of cnuts so I thought I'd pop in and say hi: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Roses...this-cloth-and-get-in-the-van/127732520573513

Now if someone could just point me in the direction of the nearest dumb newbie thread it would be much appreciated.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
You see? I knew we had something that the Polo set didn't. Admit it, you've missed us haven't you? Let's see, what have you missed.... Nothing much really. Deano keeps coming on having electronic meltdowns, Monty and Jonno are still insane and i'm still the voice of reason.

Welcome back wanker.
 

JonnoJonno

Banned


Come back then my precious, and together we can rule the WOOOORLD.


[evil_laugh]mwaaahhhhahhahhh. . .mwaahhhhahhahhh[evil_laugh/]
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
2_deck_dash said:
Blackrat said:
Welcome back wanker.

Cheers fcuknuckle.

I hear some cnut had a pop at Sol, anyone found his address and burnt his family yet?

I thought Jonno was on the case? He must still be charming that lass in his cellar.
 

IS-Potential

Lantern Swinger
welcome back from me too, enjoy your time on here while it lasts, soon you'll be up to your armpits in baby shit and vomit and wondering if your still sane after zero sleep for 4 days straight.

So umm enjoy the peace while lasts :p
 

daffy1

War Hero
The real world has always been shit, i mean civies will never get our sense of sick twisted jokes and banter. Where else can you go and call people a cunt and laugh it off ?, so on that note welcome back you cunt.
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
daffy1 said:
The real world has always been shit, i mean civies will never get our sense of sick twisted jokes and banter. Where else can you go and call people a * and laugh it off ?, so on that note welcome back you *.

You could at least write it correctly, you cunt.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
You're back?

Touch me, touch me right here.

I did that for you the other week in the HAC karzi. Afterwards, we compared tweed. He won as he was wearing one by Purdy's.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Blackrat said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
You're back?

Touch me, touch me right here.

I did that for you the other week in the HAC karzi. Afterwards, we compared tweed. He won as he was wearing one by Purdy's.

The gun maker or Joanna Lumley?
 
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