After seeing some of the crap that's is the Turner prize,I've decided to enter next year with the following. I'm going to shit in a hammock then spew up over that,then I'm going to hang used condoms from the clews,then underneath the Hammock I'm doing canvas scrimshaw of Seamen rodgering each other. At each end on the Hammock I'm placing a plate of Eggy,beanie,cheesie,toasty and a plate of Baby's heads,and a picture of the CGI in red women's undies with stiletto red shoes! A couple of pairs of RN stained Shreddies may come in there somewhere and a porno AFO[remember those?] Haven't thought of a title yet but I'm sure to be in with a shout. I intend to win but if others have a better work of art!!! I'll give way.