Turkey recipe

#1
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
 
#7
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
 
#8
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
 
#9
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:

Is that a bondage movie?
 
#10
Ballistic said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:

Is that a bondage movie?
Bondage, turkey, stuffing, cream and popcorn.... good Xmas!!! :thumright:
 
#11
Moomin said:
Ballistic said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:

Is that a bondage movie?
Bondage, turkey, stuffing, cream and popcorn.... good Xmas!!! :thumright:
Hell YEAH :thumright:
 
#12
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
:rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
 
#13
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
:rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
I'll send it to you for Xmas! :thumright:
 
#14
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
:rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
I'll send it to you for Xmas! :thumright:
:afro: :rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:

Going off you very fast mooninski!! :thumright:
 
#15
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
:rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
I'll send it to you for Xmas! :thumright:
:afro: :rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:

Going off you very fast mooninski!! :thumright:
nah you're not :boogie:
 
#16
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
Moomin said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
The_Jimmy said:
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people like me who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.

5 lb Turkey
1 cup Melted Butter
1 cup Stuffing Mix
1 cup Uncooked Popcorn
Salt & Pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey with melted butter, then salt & pepper. Fill the cavity with stuffing mix & popcorn. Place in baking pan with neck towards the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open & the turkey flies across the room, it's done.

And you thought I couldn't cook!! :dwarf:
You've seen that Porn movie too then!! :afro: :thumright:
I thought you were glued to Mama Mia? :thumright:
:rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:
I'll send it to you for Xmas! :thumright:
:afro: :rambo: :threaten: :threaten: :threaten:

Going off you very fast mooninski!! :thumright:
nah you're not :boogie:
Ok. You've got me there!!
 
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