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#9
Surely, given that Rosie's posted it, it must be some other sort of tool? Perhaps something the PO Stoker uses for DIY or his other activities in the Carley household? :?
 
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Go here for the truth of the Pompey Beaver

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#12
They provide planes for shaving beavers, phillips head screwdrivers for screwing beavers and finally...

Stanley knives for removing excess skin on some older beavers :)
 

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#13
rosinacarley said:
andym said:
LOL i thought i would make you wait.its the anticipation thats the thrill!
No andy that would be sex with say ... George Clooney or Damien Lewis
Eurgh... she likes greys and gingers!! :cry:

[Like squirrels, which are like small beavers, which brings us back to...] :lol:
 
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Nutty said:
Go here for the truth of the Pompey Beaver

The Hire Services - Tools & Equip UK Directory Beaver Tool Hire, Portsmouth · HSS Hire Shops, Fareham · PJ Plant Hire (Southern) Ltd, Emsworth · South Coast Environmental Services Ltd, Waterlooville ...
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How disappointing. So it's for DIY after all. What I can't understand is, that with all this dosh Soliciting, why you don't get the professionals in Rosie?
 
#18
Always_a_Civvy said:
How disappointing. So it's for DIY after all. What I can't understand is, that with all this dosh Soliciting, why you don't get the professionals in Rosie?
What are you saying? That the PO Stoker is not a professional?

I prefer that he DIYs - keeps him in the shed and out of my way! Anyway all monies from soliciting are for shoe, boot and handbag related matters.
 

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#19
rosinacarley said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
How disappointing. So it's for DIY after all. What I can't understand is, that with all this dosh Soliciting, why you don't get the professionals in Rosie?
What are you saying? That the PO Stoker is not a professional?

I prefer that he DIYs - keeps him in the shed and out of my way! Anyway all monies from soliciting are for shoe, boot and handbag related matters.
So he charges, does he? Well that would make him a... prostitute. Which is a quite common pastime in your profession! :lol:

And your fascination with shoes/boots/etc. leads me to believe you have a secret S&M fetish - another common legal practice! :D
 
#20
SILVER_FOX said:
So what kind of tools are we talking about then .... and what do beavers have to do with it? I don't get it.

SF
The tools in question SF are probably various types of Vaginal Speculem's and assorted accessories , mmmmmmmmmmmm :p
 

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