Tsk tsk

You would only get this kind of ad in Pompey!

 

Nice beaver,rosy!!!!

 

Can't believe it took you a whole hour to think that one up!

 

LOL i thought i would make you wait.its the anticipation thats the thrill!

 

No andy that would be sex with say ... George Clooney or Damien Lewis

 

i'll have to take your word for that,rosy.

 

So what kind of tools are we talking about then .... and what do beavers have to do with it? I don't get it.

SF

 

Woodworking tools?

 

Surely, given that Rosie's posted it, it must be some other sort of tool? Perhaps something the PO Stoker uses for DIY or his other activities in the Carley household? :?

 

yeah, but if it's Rosie's, surely she uses it for DIY when the PO Stoker's away?

And if she can lick it I want to see the video!!

 

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Nutty

 

They provide planes for shaving beavers, phillips head screwdrivers for screwing beavers and finally...

Stanley knives for removing excess skin on some older beavers

 

Eurgh... she likes greys and gingers!! :cry:

[Like squirrels, which are like small beavers, which brings us back to...] :lol:

 

You never now SgtP, she may even love Beavers. Yipeeee. ;-)

 

Between man and man is questionable; between woman and woman should be... mandatory!! 8O :lol:

 

Positively encouraged, I'd say.

That brings me to the Wren's mess on HMS C*******

 

How disappointing. So it's for DIY after all. What I can't understand is, that with all this dosh Soliciting, why you don't get the professionals in Rosie?

 

What are you saying? That the PO Stoker is not a professional?

I prefer that he DIYs - keeps him in the shed and out of my way! Anyway all monies from soliciting are for shoe, boot and handbag related matters.

 

So he charges, does he? Well that would make him a... prostitute. Which is a quite common pastime in your profession! :lol:

And your fascination with shoes/boots/etc. leads me to believe you have a secret S&M fetish - another common legal practice!

 

The tools in question SF are probably various types of Vaginal Speculem's and assorted accessories , mmmmmmmmmmmm