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  1. He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
    She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

    He: So, wanna go back to my place?
    She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

    He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    She: It's in the phone book.
    He: But I don't know your name.
    She: That's in the phone book too.

    He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
    She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.
    She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.

    After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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