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Lantern Swinger

1. Try saying....
I think you could do with more training - instead of:
You don't have a fucking clue do you?
2. Try saying...
She's an aggressive go getter - instead of:
She's a fucking power crazed bitch.
3. Try saying...
I'm certain that isn't feasible - instead of:
Fuck of arse wipe
4. Try saying ...
Really? - instead of:
Well, fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole.
5. Try saying...
He is not familiar with workings of that gadget - instead of:
He's got his head stuck up his arse.
6. Try saying...
Excuse me Sir - instead of:
Oi! Fuck face!
7. Try saying...
That's interesting - instead of:
What the fuck?

I think you could do with more training - instead of:
You don't have a fucking clue do you?
2. Try saying...
She's an aggressive go getter - instead of:
She's a fucking power crazed bitch.
3. Try saying...
I'm certain that isn't feasible - instead of:
Fuck of arse wipe
4. Try saying ...
Really? - instead of:
Well, fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole.
5. Try saying...
He is not familiar with workings of that gadget - instead of:
He's got his head stuck up his arse.
6. Try saying...
Excuse me Sir - instead of:
Oi! Fuck face!
7. Try saying...
That's interesting - instead of:
What the fuck?