1. Try saying.... I think you could do with more training - instead of: You don't have a fucking clue do you? 2. Try saying... She's an aggressive go getter - instead of: She's a fucking power crazed bitch. 3. Try saying... I'm certain that isn't feasible - instead of: Fuck of arse wipe 4. Try saying ... Really? - instead of: Well, fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole. 5. Try saying... He is not familiar with workings of that gadget - instead of: He's got his head stuck up his arse. 6. Try saying... Excuse me Sir - instead of: Oi! Fuck face! 7. Try saying... That's interesting - instead of: What the fuck?