Try Saying....


Lantern Swinger
1. Try saying....

I think you could do with more training - instead of:

You don't have a ******* clue do you?

2. Try saying...

She's an aggressive go getter - instead of:

She's a ******* power crazed bitch.

3. Try saying...

I'm certain that isn't feasible - instead of:

**** of arse wipe

4. Try saying ...

Really? - instead of:

Well, **** me backwards with a telegraph pole.

5. Try saying...

He is not familiar with workings of that gadget - instead of:

He's got his head stuck up his arse.

6. Try saying...

Excuse me Sir - instead of:

Oi! **** face!

7. Try saying...

That's interesting - instead of:

What the ****?

I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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