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Try Saying....

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
1. Try saying....

I think you could do with more training - instead of:

You don't have a fucking clue do you?

2. Try saying...

She's an aggressive go getter - instead of:

She's a fucking power crazed bitch.

3. Try saying...

I'm certain that isn't feasible - instead of:

Fuck of arse wipe

4. Try saying ...

Really? - instead of:

Well, fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole.

5. Try saying...

He is not familiar with workings of that gadget - instead of:

He's got his head stuck up his arse.

6. Try saying...

Excuse me Sir - instead of:

Oi! Fuck face!

7. Try saying...

That's interesting - instead of:

What the fuck?

:)
 
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