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Troop Piss ups

chieftiff

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NZ_Bootneck said:
Nice one Chiefy, yes not many options for Big Green Ass Kicking Machine members in civvy street once your time is up, unless you get a good SQ,strangely,not much call for section attack skills etc in the real world :shock: :mrgreen: .Encourage your son, let him enjoy a couple of years GD then get cracking on with options for later, Further Education, worthwhile SQs (PW,DL are as bad if not worse than GD) etc. I will never regret the time I spent in the Corps, from Fall in to Stand easy, but it is hard to start all over again on outside. Enough of this. More Piss ups blood and guts required :cool: .

Cheers mate, I will pass on the advice, might even show him this thread but then again Blobbies dits would probably make him think I was encouraging him to join the Sally Ann. More beer :grin:
 
chieftiff said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
Nice one Chiefy, yes not many options for Big Green Ass Kicking Machine members in civvy street once your time is up, unless you get a good SQ,strangely,not much call for section attack skills etc in the real world :shock: :mrgreen: .Encourage your son, let him enjoy a couple of years GD then get cracking on with options for later, Further Education, worthwhile SQs (PW,DL are as bad if not worse than GD) etc. I will never regret the time I spent in the Corps, from Fall in to Stand easy, but it is hard to start all over again on outside. Enough of this. More Piss ups blood and guts required :cool: .

Cheers mate, I will pass on the advice, might even show him this thread but then again Blobbies dits would probably make him think I was encouraging him to join the Sally Ann. More beer :grin:

work time is for working in, play time is for playing in, time spent with jack is for enjoyment
 
NZ_Bootneck said:
WB lovin' that avatar mate, never actually saw a Wren that looked like this,cept when I had my beer glasses on. If you're ever able to Chat with Morsehorse though or have a look in her gallery some very nice ( though a little bit more formal) shots of her in pussers kit. Dressed a party up in my Blues once and did her doggie :shock: :oops: !! Outrageous :twisted: .

Andym told me how to put up the avatar, so cheers to andym. I always had this fantasy about some wren occifer taking me in to her office and giving me a bolloxing and ending with the eternal line "marine WB do you except my punishment"... me reluctantly saying... yes ...and then she grabs me denims, (I'm stood to attention at this stage)... unclips my belt....pulls me cacks down.......leans forward...... puts my willy in her mou.......sorry got to find a tissue now.
 
"a friend" once gave me a copy of fiesta, inside its hallow pages in the readers wives section there's some bint in naval occifers uniform (RNR I think but, beggers can't be choosers) stripping off, that dogeard old magazine is now one of my most treasure possessions.
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
wet_blobby said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
WB lovin' that avatar mate, never actually saw a Wren that looked like this,cept when I had my beer glasses on. If you're ever able to Chat with Morsehorse though or have a look in her gallery some very nice ( though a little bit more formal) shots of her in pussers kit. Dressed a party up in my Blues once and did her doggie :shock: :oops: !! Outrageous :twisted: .

Andym told me how to put up the avatar, so cheers to andym. I always had this fantasy about some wren occifer taking me in to her office and giving me a bolloxing and ending with the eternal line "marine WB do you except my punishment"... me reluctantly saying... yes ...and then she grabs me denims, (I'm stood to attention at this stage)... unclips my belt....pulls me cacks down.......leans forward...... puts my willy in her mou.......sorry got to find a tissue now.

Kinell.................and i've just come :grin:
 
I know Nutty bag, me n NZB should go halfs in knockin out one of them mills and boons style books, the romance bit will be shite by the sex would be good :twisted:
 
I'm still hooked on the jenny occifer thing, I reckon the book should have a catchy yet vaguely familiar title some thing like "the Officer and the ungentle one" our jenny occifer obviously fancys the bootneck but because of class and rank devide she has to just sit behind her desk flicking her bean whilst dreamily looking out off the window, our hero in green is blissfully unaware of this and carries on drinking and whoring with the lads until......he notices every time he goes near the occifer her nipples grow to the size of scammel wheel nuts, being a caring sensitive lad and not "like all the rest" he notices things like this. so he says, fcuk to the restraints in life, crashes through the class barrier... kicks her office door down... grabs her....lifts up her skirt....bends her over the desk.... and chucks it up the the wrong 'un...I think we'll need to work on the romance angle a bit but I'm sure there most be some jenny's in here who could help on that score.
 
......fled as deep down she knew she wanted to save herself for one of the bootys but couldn't make her mind up which one....meanwhile mne w. blooby was sat in sickbay holding is battered and bruised pride and joy, lazyily staring at the wren M.A's lovely arrse when in bimbled mne. nz bootneck holding his bloodied hand, "that andy aint turned up with his magic lotion yet then?" he asked "nah mate, but look at tha arrse on that!!" so suitably inspired by the wren m.a's arrse they quickly decided on a run ashore, an hour later after a quick shite, shower n shave they manfully strode to wards the main gate in there best flowery dresses, careful to check the guard room to see if there was any chalked messages there for them from mummy "c'mon said mne. blooby lets start off in the mucky duck, followed by one in the two twigs" , "o.k" said mne nz. bootneck " we could indulge in some scrath and sniff wiv the locals and if we're lucky wren norks will be ashore"................
 
shite, didn't realise that, sorry mate. I always walked past that board dreading a message because I knew everyone would take the piss. only time some thing like that happened I happened to be on gaurd so was aware of the messages coming in. sorry.
 
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