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Troll Or complete Idiot ?

Blackrat

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He makes a good point though. Think of all the honey based things the galley can turn out. My mate breeds pigeons for racing. Surely he can take them with him? Think about it. If comms go down (as they often do) you've got a ready made way of getting messages out.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
He makes a good point though. Think of all the honey based things the galley can turn out. My mate breeds pigeons for racing. Surely he can take them with him? Think about it. If comms go down (as they often do) you've got a ready made way of getting messages out.

And if you can't re-store, lots of pie filling!
 

Blackrat

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And if you can't re-store, lots of pie filling!

There it is. I actually think it was a reasonable question to ask. Other ones would be;

- Can you smoke out of the port holes?
- Which is the best iron to take to sea?
- When hot bunking, do you have to wait for your oppo to get out before you get in?
- Is masturbating frowned upon?
- Are Wrens (or whatever the **** they are now) fair game?
- Do you have to be gay to be a steward?
- Can you wash when on Boats?

There you go. A guide for all the newbies.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
There it is. I actually think it was a reasonable question to ask.

- Can you smoke out of the port holes? Yes, but only if they are fitted and open.
- Which is the best iron to take to sea? A 5 iron.
- When hot bunking, do you have to wait for your oppo to get out before you get in? Not always, it depends on the watch list.
- Is masturbating frowned upon? No.
- Are Wrens (or whatever the **** they are now) fair game? Yes.
- Do you have to be gay to be a steward? Yes. Probably.
- Can you wash when on Boats? It's not mandatory. Personally, I washed every fortnight whether I needed to or not.
 

tentoes

War Hero
There it is. I actually think it was a reasonable question to ask. Other ones would be;

- Can you smoke out of the port holes?
- Which is the best iron to take to sea?
- When hot bunking, do you have to wait for your oppo to get out before you get in?
- Is masturbating frowned upon?
- Are Wrens (or whatever the **** they are now) fair game?
- Do you have to be gay to be a steward?
- Can you wash when on Boats?

There you go. A guide for all the newbies.

Wrens = jacks with flaps.... Flapjacks?
 

Rigsby

Lantern Swinger
The Bees need to feed on pollen/nectar

we need a volunteer horticulturist to accompany the bee keeper

we need the ships to be festooned in flowers to keep the bees happy

ooooh, won’t they look pretty?
 
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