Troll Or complete Idiot ?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by adrian9901, Feb 27, 2012.

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  2. Who is honestly going to own up to that one.

    I'm wondering if anyone replied!!!!!!
     
  3. I did reply but thought best not to be to harsh to him in the Navy page lol
     
  4. Whats wrong with that haha? Its just a bit of a joke.
     
  5. that one is funny but the rest have been pathetic
     
  6. Yeah iv seen some of the things he has put he is a troll if not god help him......
     
  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    He makes a good point though. Think of all the honey based things the galley can turn out. My mate breeds pigeons for racing. Surely he can take them with him? Think about it. If comms go down (as they often do) you've got a ready made way of getting messages out.
     
  8. And if you can't re-store, lots of pie filling!
     
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    There it is. I actually think it was a reasonable question to ask. Other ones would be;

    - Can you smoke out of the port holes?
    - Which is the best iron to take to sea?
    - When hot bunking, do you have to wait for your oppo to get out before you get in?
    - Is masturbating frowned upon?
    - Are Wrens (or whatever the **** they are now) fair game?
    - Do you have to be gay to be a steward?
    - Can you wash when on Boats?

    There you go. A guide for all the newbies.
     
  10. - Can you smoke out of the port holes? Yes, but only if they are fitted and open.
    - Which is the best iron to take to sea? A 5 iron.
    - When hot bunking, do you have to wait for your oppo to get out before you get in? Not always, it depends on the watch list.
    - Is masturbating frowned upon? No.
    - Are Wrens (or whatever the **** they are now) fair game? Yes.
    - Do you have to be gay to be a steward? Yes. Probably.
    - Can you wash when on Boats? It's not mandatory. Personally, I washed every fortnight whether I needed to or not.
     
  11. We had a Wasp on the Rothesay so it's a fair question.
     
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  12. When I was a new-bee, I used to come out in hives every time I thought about going to sea!
     
  13. Wrens = jacks with flaps.... Flapjacks?
     
  14. fishface

    fishface Badgeman Book Reviewer

    Sticky fingers?
     
  15. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I've just joined facebook......... RN recuiting has a friends page?


    :)...... no.......no....... **** it.......
     
  16. With no 'B's aboard, what will you call the Bosun and Buffer?

    I'll get me coat.
     
  17. The Bees need to feed on pollen/nectar

    we need a volunteer horticulturist to accompany the bee keeper

    we need the ships to be festooned in flowers to keep the bees happy

    ooooh, won’t they look pretty?
     
  18. Flowers onboard would be the bee's knees!!
     
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  19. Heres a buzz going round the harbour that the Yanks are going to sea......
     
  20. With a bucket of Coca Cola, and a f'king great tub of ice cream ...................Ah! memories of runs ashore in the FES (Far East Station for you youngsters .... :p );)
     

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