Trapped miners - What To Do Next?

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  1. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The Chilean miners trapped that is. They will have been through the following stages:

    1. Despair
    2. Hope
    3. Furtive masturbation
    4. Charades
    5. Open masturbation
    6. Bum fun

    What next?
     
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    Cannibalism?
     
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    I imagine it is not much different to being on a submarine, which means by this stage they will have selected the youngest and weakest member of the group and will be passing him around like currency. Soon to follow will be vomiting into each other's mouths and drinking urine just to see what it's like.
     
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    I see in the paper that one of the miners boot of a misses is going to dump him when he gets out as he was having an affair. I don't think it matters much as i have a suspicion they will come out raving gayers.
     
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    Given the situation that they are in I guess the term ''Any hole is a goal'' comes into play.
     
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    I wonder how many lumps of coal can be inserted into ones anus?
     
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    I'm sure if you ask Granny or someone else who remembers steam ships they will be able to tell you.
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    Or any stoker for that matter. Where for art thou Stirling?
     
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    Attempting to beat his personal record of 14 BBQ brickettes.
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    Do miners still insert Canaries up their clay pipes?
     
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    Well, apparently the Chilean authorities are having problems keeping the wives and mistresses apart:

    DT LINK

    A few of the miners will probably consider staying down there instead of facing some of the wives.
     
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    The thought of spending an eternity in the dark, getting my old mud eye tinkered with and having to eat spaff seems like luxury compared to five minutes with some of these wives. The all look like fucking hounds with hands like Frank Bruno.
     
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    Apparently one them has got a wife and four mistresses fighting over him. All of them munters.

    Send them down an uckers board and in three months they'll all be dead having killed themselves. :whax: :whdat:

    BTW it's a copper and silver mine; someone could get away with the mystery of the missing Golden Rivet dit here.
     
  14. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

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    The clever one is writing the story for the book deal and Hollywood.

    The lucky one who was late for work is shagging everyones missus.

    The dodgy one who couldn't be arsed to go to work is robbing all their houses.
     
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    Davina Macall has just flown out there to report on the situation.
    Last miner out wins an autographed copy of Blairs autobiography.
    Ulrika Johnnson is being shrink wrapped and sent down the
    small bore hole to keep them company for the next few months.

    Apparently this new reality show is called *Dig Brother*
     
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    Chile's version of Big Brother is awesome!
     
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    £4-95 plus VAT.
     
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    Fcuk off I am only 10st-8lb.
     
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    And when you found this article you were googling "Hamster Care"??
    Yeah right you purvey bastard. 8O :roll: :D
     

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