I'm afraid that I don't normally have much time for tramps and beggars. Not even if they have a cute puppy dog - why have they all got a cute puppy dog? Why do none of them have an old dog? And what happens to the slightly ex puppy? And most of them smoke and/or have a can on the go, so not very subtle asking for more cash. Some I have even seen with the new 'must have' fashion accessory of big headphones for their iPods etc. One was even using a Kindle - I kid you not! But our local one would only beg until he had enough for his bread and a bottle of water, then he'd actually refuse any more cash! Anyway, to the point. Normally they say 'got 5p for a cup of tea mate?' or similar. Well, last Sunday in the Barras, Glasgow I was so gobsmacked that I gave him some dosh.............'ho mate, got some change for a bottle of wine?' Excellent!!