Rumrat
War Hero

Well lads I admit that having been married twice, my first attempt which lasted 10 years was somewhat of a failex.
Whilst teaching her the requirements of a healthy male in the bedroom, I might have been a bit slack in the obedience training.
I did develop her sexual appetite though to the highest level, that of "Ever-ready.
In fact with the ever ready appetite for sex and the lack of obedience training, she fucked off and started shaggin anything that came along.
So back to mark two.
I have this replacement model highly trained and developed to such a degree I sometimes get a little smug and self satisfied.
This is not only wrong but dangerous.
Every now and again, like all machinery the model can malfunction, and this is manifested in what we refer to as "Nagging". In early models the obvious way forward was to bang it on the head, this did correct malfunction to a degree, but eventually the unit would either close down or have to go away for serious maintenance. Sometimes never returning.
Now I do not agree with bashing a malfunctioning unit, I find that lubricating the outside with a special formula called Perfume, or inserting chocolate to be a far superior method. Stopping short of allowing the unit access to your credit card, as no matter how you try to train or programme, no unit has to date been able to be trained into the restraint mode.
I have had this present model for 25 years this week and training is ongoing but thus far satisfactory. :roll: :roll:
:wink:
How do you train yours, and what tricks have you taught it to do?
Whilst teaching her the requirements of a healthy male in the bedroom, I might have been a bit slack in the obedience training.
I did develop her sexual appetite though to the highest level, that of "Ever-ready.
In fact with the ever ready appetite for sex and the lack of obedience training, she fucked off and started shaggin anything that came along.
So back to mark two.
I have this replacement model highly trained and developed to such a degree I sometimes get a little smug and self satisfied.
This is not only wrong but dangerous.
Every now and again, like all machinery the model can malfunction, and this is manifested in what we refer to as "Nagging". In early models the obvious way forward was to bang it on the head, this did correct malfunction to a degree, but eventually the unit would either close down or have to go away for serious maintenance. Sometimes never returning.
Now I do not agree with bashing a malfunctioning unit, I find that lubricating the outside with a special formula called Perfume, or inserting chocolate to be a far superior method. Stopping short of allowing the unit access to your credit card, as no matter how you try to train or programme, no unit has to date been able to be trained into the restraint mode.
I have had this present model for 25 years this week and training is ongoing but thus far satisfactory. :roll: :roll:
How do you train yours, and what tricks have you taught it to do?