Trainee Call Centre Operator

[BillyNoMates]

"Hello and thank you for calling The Stroke Support Helpline.....how can I be of assistance?"

"Ish fnnarrp wargle mmmgnnnfmmpff gggnnnnfllaaarrrr!"

"Sorry I can't quite make out what it is you want....?"

"Fbbbbbbbbb....gffll.......agg-agg-agg...."

"This is a really bad line....can you call back later please?"

"Wbblllll grnnnnnn mmbblllfmpf!"


(Calls may be recorded for training purposes)

 

[BARNEYRNSM]

You have to really appreciate the RN sense of humour to find this really funny,I do and it is!

 

[BillyNoMates]

Thank you. Currently working on a new script for this geezer:-

....which should hopefully get him on the end of a Stanley Knife at his next sell-out stand-up gig.

 

[Troglodyte]

"Hello and thank you for calling The Stroke Support Helpline.....how can I be of assistance?"

"Ish fnnarrp wargle mmmgnnnfmmpff gggnnnnfllaaarrrr!"

"Sorry I can't quite make out what it is you want....?"

"Fbbbbbbbbb....gffll.......agg-agg-agg...."

"This is a really bad line....can you call back later please?"

"Wbblllll grnnnnnn mmbblllfmpf!"


(Calls may be recorded for training purposes)

"Best remedy is one teaspoon of Warfrin three times a day and call again if symptoms persists after seven days."