Trainee Call Centre Operator

"Hello and thank you for calling The Stroke Support Helpline.....how can I be of assistance?"

"Ish fnnarrp wargle mmmgnnnfmmpff gggnnnnfllaaarrrr!"

"Sorry I can't quite make out what it is you want....?"

"Fbbbbbbbbb....gffll.......agg-agg-agg...."

"This is a really bad line....can you call back later please?"

"Wbblllll grnnnnnn mmbblllfmpf!"


(Calls may be recorded for training purposes)

 

You have to really appreciate the RN sense of humour to find this really funny,I do and it is!

 

Thank you. Currently working on a new script for this geezer:-



....which should hopefully get him on the end of a Stanley Knife at his next sell-out stand-up gig.

 

"Best remedy is one teaspoon of Warfrin three times a day and call again if symptoms persists after seven days."