Train poetry? Pah! What about Naval poetry??

The sexual life of a camel
Is more frustrating than anyone thinks.
For one night, (in a mad fit of passion),
He tried to make love to the Sphinx.

But the Sphinx’s back passage is blocked up,
With the sand and the stones from the Nile.
Which accounts for the camel’s hump back,
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

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