Train poetry? Pah! What about Naval poetry??

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by chinamatelot, Aug 17, 2007.

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    Desperate times indeed, it seems.

    I can alas, only offer a bit of a limerick which is pretty pathetic to say the least, but I am guessing there might be some good offerings to be had from the RR crew!

    Clear throat: Ahem!

    She was only the Admiral's daughter, but she could harbour a port full of seamen.

    If Friggin in the riggin' was read out on each platform, that might keep the punters happy!

    Who is going to wear the pink wig for the winner? A bottle of cyber rum up for grabs.
  2. There once was a lad called Alladin,
    who had a magic lamp,

    (can't be arsed, to be honest...)
  3. Whan a man grows old, and his.........etc etc
  4. An engineer told me... etc
  5. BTW Sky vet, etc means et cetera - 'and the rest'. It should ONLY be iterated once...
  6. Kurtz - I stand corrected and grateful for your guidance etc
  7. Not necessarily, et cetera can be repeated for dramatic effect with the authority of poetic licence. And speaking of poetry,

    There once was a man from Peru,
    Whose limerick stopped at line two.
  8. haha.. thats legendary! BZ Lujon

    There once was a Leading Hand
    Who spent all his career on land
    He got drafted to sea
    and he messed in 3C
    and that leaves my poem rather bland
  9. Thank you, but are you a badger or a snake, whoooa its a snake!
  10. The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were covered in blisters.
    His pants were frilly round the bottom, because they were his sister's!

    Boom, boom!
  11. There once was a leading Wren
    Who preferred ladies to men
    She stated that dick made her feel sick
    But after pussy she felt good again.
  12. In days of old when knights were bold and paper wer'nt invented,
    They wiped their bums on a blade of grass and rode away contented.
  13. Here I sit broken hearted,
    Paid my penny and only farted!
  14. The sexual life of a camel
    Is more frustrating than anyone thinks.
    For one night, (in a mad fit of passion),
    He tried to make love to the Sphinx.

    But the Sphinx’s back passage is blocked up,
    With the sand and the stones from the Nile.
    Which accounts for the camel’s hump back,
    And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

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