http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=475883&in_page_id=1770 Desperate times indeed, it seems. I can alas, only offer a bit of a limerick which is pretty pathetic to say the least, but I am guessing there might be some good offerings to be had from the RR crew! Clear throat: Ahem! She was only the Admiral's daughter, but she could harbour a port full of seamen. If Friggin in the riggin' was read out on each platform, that might keep the punters happy! Who is going to wear the pink wig for the winner? A bottle of cyber rum up for grabs.