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War Hero
OK so were doing smells but what about touch just to keep it PC for the blind.
I have been to a few Eastern European weddings and the spot your partner from her feet game seems to be popular.
I had a go and if you won what you picked I would have two divs birds, three gronks and a fuckin Latvian bloke in my entourage.
Do you think you could really pick your partner out from the crowd by touch. If so lets here what you would need to grope, besides everyone elses pash?
And besides your (yeah right) mahoosive cock how would your pash pick you?


War Hero
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If I get "fuck off" followed by a slap, it's not the wife. If it's "That'll be £20 deary", it's the wife.
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