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  1. Cecilia Jimenez, the 80-year-old woman who inadvertently ruined a 19th-century fresco of Jesus, says she had the priest's permission to carry out the work.
    The damage done to the hundred-year-old fresco ‘Ecce Homo’ by Elias Garcia Martinez at the Santuario de Misericodia church in Borja can be seen in the pair of images.
    "Everyone who came into the church could see me as I was painting," Jimenez said. "I didn't do anything secretly. The priest knew. How could I do something like this without permission?"


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    Without a doubt the best laugh I have had this year, I wonder if she is any good with 5 litres of Magnolia?
  2. Montys been the first to utilise this incarnation of his true self.

    edited to add.................. and he told me he's been to the barbers.... lying cnut !
  3. So that must make him the second coming.
  4. Mr Bean springs to mind.
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I laughed when i first saw this story and it still makes me chuckle. The mind boggles as to what she was thinking.
  6. Looks like something from a 70s craft festival and right on poety slam. Then again the fellow on the left soes not look very Jewish either.
  7. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm sure I trapped that in Beastie's or Jo's sometime in the 80's.
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'm thinking Jo's and I'm also thinking I stirred your custard. :)

  9. I was just thinking that ... infact seen worse at a 2012 craft festival!

    Think she's got the eyes right!
  10. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Blobs, I surely can't be anywhere near your ripe old age! Must have been t'other way round sadly!
  11. I like it, the eyes seem to follow you round the screen.
  12. Seeing MLP has adopted this as his avatar ... hope its not his eyes following you around the screen ... spooky!
  13. Give her a two inch brush and get her doing the pennant numbers! Quality dabber!
  14. And a pot of black enamel. I think the answer would be no. Have you got a camel?
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I know a bloke who bought a magic lamp off a matelot who was fathoms up a tramp.
  16. Oh Christ! .. Any minute now Janners going to tip up buggered!
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    As long as he has half a pound of flour and lard, i'm happy.
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  18. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    I do like a pongo to be well versed with naval ditties.

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