After a week of "crisis" a little light heartedness is called for. The teacher asked the class to use the word "facinate" in a sentence. Molley put up her hand and said "My family went to granddad`s farm, we all saw his pet sheep. It was fasinating." The teacher said" that was good, but I wanted you to use the word facinate, not facinating. Sally raised her hand, "My family went to see the London Eye and I was facinated. The teacher said " Well that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word facinate. Little Johny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burnt by him before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word " facinate" ( O Oh.) " Go ahead Johny and use the word "facinate." Johny said " MY AUNT GINA HAS A SWEATER WITH TEN BUTTONS, BUT HER TITS ARE TO BIG SHE CAN ONLY ...FASTEN EIGHT.." The teacher sat down and cried!