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higthepig

higthepig

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The Top Toy for Christmas this year is a Talking Muslim Doll, Nobody knows what it says cos they are too fcuking scared to pull the cord.
 
higthepig said:
The Top Toy for Christmas this year is a Talking Muslim Doll, Nobody knows what it says cos they are too fcuking scared to pull the cord.
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Plus, like the real thing, no one gives a shit about their Allah Huakhbah bullshit.
Pull the cord, PULL IT !!!!! :lol:
 
Apparently, the first words it utters when you pull the cord is.....

I like in England now where are my benefits, where are my benefits you infidel :)
 
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS!!

Each doll comes complete with: Explosive belt, AK-47, and RPG-7, plus your choice of outfits: Taliban, Al-Quaida, Hezbollah, or common insurgent!

Have hours of fun with your friends! Declare a Jihad against Barbie and Ken! (infidel pigs that they are!)

Act now and you get a FREE talking Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doll. He needs no pull cord, BECAUSE HE NEVER SHUTS UP!!!
(requires one lithium-ion battery, not included)


offer limited to US/UK/Isreali residents only. taxes and shipping may apply.
 
higthepig said:
The Top Toy for Christmas this year is a Talking Muslim Doll, Nobody knows what it says cos they are too fcuking scared to pull the cord.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gooo on.... PULL IT, just out of curiousity!
 
brigham600 said:
Apparently, the first words it utters when you pull the cord is.....

I like in England now where are my benefits, where are my benefits you infidel :)
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While in the States, the doll comes complete with yellow taxi and speaks two phrases "Get out, you can't bring alcohol in my cab" and "I like in America, the Constitution supports me in bringing down the infidels".
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
And for Worldly, innocent Padres, just the thing to reming them of the wholesome countryside...

http://www.we-love-sex-dolls.com/Elsie-the-inflatable-Cow.html

or...

http://mysweetjesus.com/

And for the rest of us we can always enjoy a choice of irreverent stickers to wind up the most ardent theist...

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/52680
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Just in case you think all Church goers have had a sense of humour bypass, try looking here. A Christian web-site that, shock horror, laughs at the church.

And for Steve, here's a recent entry in their caption competition that proves not all of them are homo-phobic :)
 
FlagWagger said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
And for Worldly, innocent Padres, just the thing to reming them of the wholesome countryside...

http://www.we-love-sex-dolls.com/Elsie-the-inflatable-Cow.html

or...

http://mysweetjesus.com/

And for the rest of us we can always enjoy a choice of irreverent stickers to wind up the most ardent theist...

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/52680
Click to expand...

Just in case you think all Church goers have had a sense of humour bypass, try looking here. A Christian web-site that, shock horror, laughs at the church.

And for Steve, here's a recent entry in their caption competition that proves not all of them are homo-phobic :)
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Ship of Fools... I've heard of them but not seriously looked at them. Much more fun then that Ekklesia (which I participate in). Thanks Flag Wagger.

Steve.
 

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