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#3
higthepig said:
The Top Toy for Christmas this year is a Talking Muslim Doll, Nobody knows what it says cos they are too fcuking scared to pull the cord.
Plus, like the real thing, no one gives a shit about their Allah Huakhbah bullshit.
Pull the cord, PULL IT !!!!! :lol:
 
#4
Apparently, the first words it utters when you pull the cord is.....

I like in England now where are my benefits, where are my benefits you infidel :)
 
#5
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS!!

Each doll comes complete with: Explosive belt, AK-47, and RPG-7, plus your choice of outfits: Taliban, Al-Quaida, Hezbollah, or common insurgent!

Have hours of fun with your friends! Declare a Jihad against Barbie and Ken! (infidel pigs that they are!)

Act now and you get a FREE talking Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doll. He needs no pull cord, BECAUSE HE NEVER SHUTS UP!!!
(requires one lithium-ion battery, not included)


offer limited to US/UK/Isreali residents only. taxes and shipping may apply.
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
#11
brigham600 said:
Apparently, the first words it utters when you pull the cord is.....

I like in England now where are my benefits, where are my benefits you infidel :)
While in the States, the doll comes complete with yellow taxi and speaks two phrases "Get out, you can't bring alcohol in my cab" and "I like in America, the Constitution supports me in bringing down the infidels".
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
#14
Always_a_Civvy said:
And for Worldly, innocent Padres, just the thing to reming them of the wholesome countryside...

http://www.we-love-sex-dolls.com/Elsie-the-inflatable-Cow.html

or...

http://mysweetjesus.com/

And for the rest of us we can always enjoy a choice of irreverent stickers to wind up the most ardent theist...

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/52680
Just in case you think all Church goers have had a sense of humour bypass, try looking here. A Christian web-site that, shock horror, laughs at the church.

And for Steve, here's a recent entry in their caption competition that proves not all of them are homo-phobic :)
 
#15
FlagWagger said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
And for Worldly, innocent Padres, just the thing to reming them of the wholesome countryside...

http://www.we-love-sex-dolls.com/Elsie-the-inflatable-Cow.html

or...

http://mysweetjesus.com/

And for the rest of us we can always enjoy a choice of irreverent stickers to wind up the most ardent theist...

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/52680
Just in case you think all Church goers have had a sense of humour bypass, try looking here. A Christian web-site that, shock horror, laughs at the church.

And for Steve, here's a recent entry in their caption competition that proves not all of them are homo-phobic :)
Ship of Fools... I've heard of them but not seriously looked at them. Much more fun then that Ekklesia (which I participate in). Thanks Flag Wagger.

Steve.
 
#17
SILVER_FOX said:
Very funny stuff. :D

Am a little concerned that certain people knew exactly where to find blow up sheep sex dolls though. :roll:

SF
Don't forget SF that a Naval Medic needs to help his customers/patients get better. Anything that aids this process is legit. I'm sure Andy had lots of requests put in for inflatable sheep from sheepish matelots lying in their sickbay cots, when they weren't reading their copy of Mayfair or Playboy hidden under the matress! Also, those of you who hadn't been to the unmentionable place didn't get issued with regulation teddy bears to cry to sleep into - so you had nothing else to cuddle up to.
 
#18
Most of the medics I have met have been the biggest pervs/deviants going...lets face it they have the matelot spirit and the anatomical knowledge to go with it...and thats go to be dangerous!!!

As an Medic explained on a first aid course sticking a kingsize mars bar up a diabetics arse does not constitute an appropriate method of getting sugar into them...sorry but that is a trifle worrying...!!!!

He has obviously knows someone whose tried it..or considered it himself..!!
VERY SCARY!!!
 
#20
WarMonger said:
As an Medic explained on a first aid course sticking a kingsize mars bar up a diabetics arse does not constitute an appropriate method of getting sugar into them...sorry but that is a trifle worrying...!!!!
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Thats for the Stokers and Chefs and the odd bootneck amongst us!

I once had the task to administer some aminophyllin(helps you to breathe)to a Bootie that was having an Asthmatic Attack.He couldnt understand how a Suppository was to help his breathing.i told him(after giving said suppository as is laid down in BR 888)that it was going to get hot,like a Curry afterburn,which would cause him sharp intakes of breath as it hotted up.Each time i passed him on the shift he called
"Still not getting hot, Doc!"
I didnt have the heart to tell him!


Back on topic,these Dollies make Sexy Sadie and her Girlfriends look positvely homemade.
(p.s the addy was put on a different site and i was forced to look at it in the name of research!)
http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

As you can see it caters for all tastes! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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