Top Tips.

[taffscrivs]

If you are a smoker cut a cigarette butt sized hole in your face mask to save removing it when you need a fag...

 

[Ballistic]

 

[skyvet]

Works for me Ballistic! Have to go now as I'm sitting in my favourite chair and I fell a bit slee..................

 

[Jane]

If you are a one legged person do not accept an invite to an arse kicking party.
If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Always wear your foul weather trousers outside of your sea boots.

 

[Salty-Dog]

If you are a one legged person do not accept an invite to an arse kicking party.
If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Always wear your foul weather trousers outside of your sea boots.

See post 322:-

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/top-tips.75433/page-17#post-1457253

You're either bored or getting forgetful

 

[Sumo]

See post 322:-

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/top-tips.75433/page-17#post-1457253

You're either bored or getting forgetful

Age thingy

 

[taffscrivs]

Obese women: Going on a diet instead of having a tattoo or nose piercing might make you more attractive.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.

I once took a pair of cross-country skis from Faslamabad to Guzz on a boat. They were Ty-Wrapped to the cable trunking in the Cab Space. However they were only about 7 feet long (2m ish for the youngsters!)

The Skipper was surprised / amused when he saw them.........

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

If you are home all alone 'cos CINCNAGHOME is elsewhere for several days use every opportunity to delight in leaving the toilet lid(s) firmly in the 'UP' position.

Not like Bob - who keeps forgetting that little aspect of personal freedom,.