Top Tips.

[taffscrivs]

If you are a smoker cut a cigarette butt sized hole in your face mask to save removing it when you need a fag...

 

[Ballistic]

 

[skyvet]

Works for me Ballistic! Have to go now as I'm sitting in my favourite chair and I fell a bit slee..................

 

[Jane]

If you are a one legged person do not accept an invite to an arse kicking party.
If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Always wear your foul weather trousers outside of your sea boots.

 

[Salty-Dog]

If you are a one legged person do not accept an invite to an arse kicking party.
If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Always wear your foul weather trousers outside of your sea boots.

See post 322:-

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/top-tips.75433/page-17#post-1457253

You're either bored or getting forgetful

 

[Sumo]

See post 322:-

https://www.navy-net.co.uk/community/threads/top-tips.75433/page-17#post-1457253

You're either bored or getting forgetful

Age thingy

 

[taffscrivs]

Obese women: Going on a diet instead of having a tattoo or nose piercing might make you more attractive.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.

I once took a pair of cross-country skis from Faslamabad to Guzz on a boat. They were Ty-Wrapped to the cable trunking in the Cab Space. However they were only about 7 feet long (2m ish for the youngsters!)

The Skipper was surprised / amused when he saw them.........

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

If you are home all alone 'cos CINCNAGHOME is elsewhere for several days use every opportunity to delight in leaving the toilet lid(s) firmly in the 'UP' position.

Not like Bob - who keeps forgetting that little aspect of personal freedom,.

 

[Ballistic]

WINTER MOTORING TIPS

 

[huwshpis]

How many septics do you think will believe any of that advice? My guess - all the ones with MAGA ball caps.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

How many septics do you think will believe any of that advice? My guess - all.

Corrected!

 

[Jacobus]

In fact I’ve seen the screw in the tyre stud tyre fix done in Alaska. Just have to exercise a bit of judgement on how far in you insert the screw

 

[taffscrivs]

I bought a set of new studded snow tyres for my Landrover at a farm sale years ago. Didn't need the studs but the tyres cost next to nothing, just a bit time consuming to remove the studs. These studs were proper jobs and were shouldered to prevent them being screwed too far in. Can't remember the make Kavensten perhaps? They lasted for ages.