taffscrivs
War Hero

If you are a smoker cut a cigarette butt sized hole in your face mask to save removing it when you need a fag...
See post 322:-If you are a one legged person do not accept an invite to an arse kicking party.
If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Always wear your foul weather trousers outside of your sea boots.
Age thingySee post 322:-
You're either bored or getting forgetful![]()
I once took a pair of cross-country skis from Faslamabad to Guzz on a boat. They were Ty-Wrapped to the cable trunking in the Cab Space. However they were only about 7 feet long (2m ish for the youngsters!)If you own a twenty foot long straight ladder do not take it on your first draft to a submarine.
Corrected!How many septics do you think will believe any of that advice? My guess - all.