5. YOU Obviously have not seen the lower level long ladder?A couple of tips:
1) If you are a one legged person do not attend an arse kicking party.
2)Do not pop bubble wrap from any parcel from China.
3)Do not pick berries from anywhere below waist height.
4)Always make sure that your foul weather legging go over your wellies.
5)Do not take a thirty foot ladder with you if you have a draft to a submarine.