Top Tips.

... aaand on that subject...
I've just come back from the pub where a bloke told me that if you put a "Picnic" bar in a pint it looks exactly like a turd and you can make people vom if you drink your pint and eat the 'turd'.

Do they still make "Picnic" bars?

 
... aaand on that subject...
I've just come back from the pub where a bloke told me that if you put a "Picnic" bar in a pint it looks exactly like a turd and you can make people vom if you drink your pint and eat the 'turd'.

Do they still make "Picnic" bars?

Yes indeedeee!!!! A pack of four waiting in the fridge right now!!!!
About the only four pack I see these days!!
 
Ref: The Drink a pint-with-a-Cadburys-Caramel-in-it.

I just might give it a go. After all - it can't be any worse than downing a pint of Tartan in the club at Neptune from a still warm and extremely aromatic back afties steaming boot.
'Course - no other sundodger has every done that....ohhh no.
 
... aaand on that subject...
I've just come back from the pub where a bloke told me that if you put a "Picnic" bar in a pint it looks exactly like a turd and you can make people vom if you drink your pint and eat the 'turd'.

Do they still make "Picnic" bars?

I thought just like Lion Bars they were only made for action snacks!! only time I ever saw them :)
 
And this one...
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the ad went summat like ''Wots got a hazlenut in every bite.....TOPIC ''

and the joke version........''Wots got a Hazlenut in every bite.....SQUIRREL SHIT ''
 
Chocolate History lesson.

In the beginning there was...



(82.55mm)

They have definitely shrunk and the makers of W/Wheels can stick their suggestion
that the tasty snack "seems smaller" because we, as full grown adults have bigger
gobs and larger hands. I'm not falling for that one.

 
Here's a tip that doesn't work. a few years ago we had a phantom 'minesweeper' in our local. Turn your back on your pint whilst playing darts or nipping for a slash and as they say in Wales, 'There was my pint, gone!' My oppo left a note under his pint when he nipped to the bog which read, 'I have gobbed in this drink.' Returning from the heads he found another note next to his stating 'So have I!'
 
Anyone have Netflix with Virgin Media? Does it buffer?
Simple workaround is using your Tivo remote, go into
settings and and navigate to screen resolution. Select
1080, and let it go through the "tests". Make 1080 the
default and try Netflix channel again.

Just fixed my snag using this method with my V6 box,
and fuck me......it actually worked.

Thanks VM for not being of any assistance whatsoever.
 
Anyone have Netflix with Virgin Media? Does it buffer?
Simple workaround is using your Tivo remote, go into
settings and and navigate to screen resolution. Select
1080, and let it go through the "tests". Make 1080 the
default and try Netflix channel again.

Just fixed my snag using this method with my V6 box,
and **** me......it actually worked.

Thanks VM for not being of any assistance whatsoever.
Haven't had any issues with my Netflix & VM, however we do have lightning quick broadband
 
If you've still got some PC's/Laptops that are running pre-Windows 10 and you fancy
upgrading to Windows 10, there's still a way to get it for free until (so I'm told) December
30th 2017.

Be a spaz. Click this link:-

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/accessibility/windows10upgrade

Install and your old stuff will install the new stuff at no extra cost.
Doing it now on a Laptop stuck on Windows 7.

Just had a look at the price of the OS and it's quoting £119 !!!! F.F.S.

Have it for nowt.............quick!
 
If you've still got some PC's/Laptops that are running pre-Windows 10 and you fancy.
upgrading to Windows 10, there's still a way to get it for free until (so I'm told) December
30th 2017.

Be a spaz. Click this link:-

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/accessibility/windows10upgrade

Install and your old stuff will install the new stuff at no extra cost.
Doing it now on a Laptop stuck on Windows 7.

Just had a look at the price of the OS and it's quoting £119 !!!! F.F.S.

Have it for nowt.............quick!
BNM - Word of warning though - Windows 10 is, in my opinion, a crap OS. I have it and cannot get rid of the bloody swipe/new desktop feature and even their techies cannot tell me how to do it. It also does not recognise loads of devices when plugged in.

Maybe I should also put this in "things that p**s you off" but why do the IT geeks at MS always try to change things that work and people like for a complete pile of shi*e? Yes I know, to fleece us punters of more of our money but FFS, its bloody annoying.
 
Good morning MCC,

All computers and their OS's have their own set of pros & cons. Having
never sampled the delights of anything *Apple* ever I sort of tolerate
Windows, its updates, quirks and compatability issues as best as I can.

It's still worth thinking about an upgrade to any old, unloved laptops
that are running Windows back numbers - providing they have the
specs to take it.

Main reason why I installed it on grand daughters broken laptop
last night (Windows 7 OS corrupted to fuck).

Finished that at midnight, which was fun.

Have a nice weekend,

Billy.
 
Have you got a really bad cough? Is it getting right on your tits?
Cough medicine not working?
Simply take an overdose of laxative medicine, pills or liquid,
and you'll be too scared to even do a little tiny cough.
 

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