Top Tips.

The Conker Season is upon us yet again!

Top Tip to guarantee Championship Status for your children, and/or children's children!

Simply drill, string-up & cunningly disguise your discarded avocado stones as horse chestnuts then let 'the younkers loose in a playground of their choice.





HSAW advice includes protection from all foreseen risks and a certain fleetness of foot, being 'specially aware of irate parents much larger than yourself.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Are you being "harassed?". Are you feeling uncomfortable?
Is your MP/Movie mogul/Line Manager being a little too
familiar? May I suggest this simple solution?



Message received and understood.
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
Like ice cream?

Like cider?

Like Strongbow Black Berry Fruits cider?

You'll love this!

Created in Falkirk. Scotland. If ever we needed proof of our unhealthy relationship with alcohol, here it is in all its commercial glory. Only thing missing there was the Bucky flavour. Does it come with optional chocolate chip-on-the-shoulder?

Question though - do booze flavoured products qualify under the Licensing Act? Or would this be treated like liqueur chocolates?

http://www.alcohollicence.org/liqueur-chocolates-are-they-an-age-restricted-product/
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Yes it did make me laugh that it was a Scottish thing! They also do a WKD variety! I'd love them to do a Bucky or Lanny one, just for a wheeze!
 

Ballistic

War Hero
... aaand on that subject...
I've just come back from the pub where a bloke told me that if you put a "Picnic" bar in a pint it looks exactly like a turd and you can make people vom if you drink your pint and eat the 'turd'.

Do they still make "Picnic" bars?

 
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