Top Tips.

[taffscrivs]

Anyone have a tip to share with the troops? Any kind you like, useful, useless, lifesaving (or threatening), rude, rubbish, anything at all. There must be some belters out there!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Don't place a bet on a horse with three legs.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

Don't eat yellow snow [emoji13]


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[Ageing_Gracefully]

Asparagus, served with melted slightly salty butter. Top tips.

 

[WreckerL]

Don't believe drafty, that draft is NOT in your best interests.

 

[Jim the BinBag]

When Chiefy sends the class leader away with a "March the class back to your block" always remember - Chiefy was a Junior rate once, and his class was caught not marching too!

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

If you can't afford a flat simply get pregnant 3 times and get a 3 bedroom house bills paid.....sponsored by The Lazy Legs Open Society


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[WreckerL]

If you run out of printer paper, just put your last sheet in the photocopier and make as many copies as you like.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

If your asked to do Fog Watch, do it, it's not a bite.


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[redmonkey]

Remove your beret from down the back of your trousers before dropping said trousers for a shit.

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[AAF]

You can not gargle with sand , baby kack on the other hand....

 

[Ships_Cat]

Go Ugly Early. Why wait for that 8 when you could have had two f0urs and a three....