Top tips when looking for a partner

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by wompingwillow, May 13, 2007.

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  1. as requested

    1. ugly birds can give great blow jobs too
  2. A girl who doesn't "no" too much
  3. They all need loving
  4. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Cheers mate! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. Good sex is like a warm toilet seat....Really rather pleasant and a little surprising but you can't help wondering who was there before... :?
  6. Go for skinny women as they wont eat too much when you go out on a date.
  7. lol,,,, no way i have seen some realy skinny girls eat more than the
    adverage one sitting....besides all her bones would stick out
    further than you ONE... :twisted:
  8. My mate's a keen fisherman, so he's happy if he traps a bird who has worms.
  9. well he can always use her nics as bait.. its the pheramoans you know
  10. Make sure her inward bits match the exterior appearance, unless you're into kaitais, that is! :twisted:
  11. Judging by the winner of this years Miss Tiffany contest in Pattaya, I might relax my views :oops:
  12. Cheapskate!!! :p
  13. kinell "Lingyai" I may join you , :roll:

  14. As long as there Moist or Damp "josie" , mmmmmmmmm, sorry couldn't resist it
  15. Go out with a fat ugly one. That way you know that there's less chance of your bezzy oppo humping her.
  16. Less Chance Slim? You should see some of my Oppos, shag absolutely anything, pulse or not.
  17. As long as there French "higs" , ??????????
  18. Sorry Higs, forgot about the handler branch and its motto "If it moves shag it"
  19. Doesn't stop them ordering the most expensive item on the menu, then leave 1/2 of it on the plate. :lol: :roll: :cry:
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tell her you'll respect her more after anal... 8O

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