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Top tips when looking for a partner

Letsbeavenue

Badgeman
Good sex is like a warm toilet seat....Really rather pleasant and a little surprising but you can't help wondering who was there before... :?
 

josiecats

War Hero
nutty_bag said:
Go for skinny women as they wont eat too much when you go out on a date.
lol,,,, no way i have seen some realy skinny girls eat more than the
adverage family.........in one sitting....besides all her bones would stick out
further than you ONE... :twisted:
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
Make sure her inward bits match the exterior appearance, unless you're into kaitais, that is! :twisted:
Judging by the winner of this years Miss Tiffany contest in Pattaya, I might relax my views :oops:
 

dondon

MIA
Lingyai said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
Make sure her inward bits match the exterior appearance, unless you're into kaitais, that is! :twisted:
Judging by the winner of this years Miss Tiffany contest in Pattaya, I might relax my views :oops:

kinell "Lingyai" I may join you , :roll:
 

dondon

MIA
josiecats said:
slim said:
My mate's a keen fisherman, so he's happy if he traps a bird who has worms.
well he can always use her nics as bait.. its the pheromones you know


As long as there Moist or Damp "josie" , mmmmmmmmm, sorry couldn't resist it
 

slim

War Hero
Go out with a fat ugly one. That way you know that there's less chance of your bezzy oppo humping her.
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
nutty_bag said:
Go for skinny women as they wont eat too much when you go out on a date.
Doesn't stop them ordering the most expensive item on the menu, then leave 1/2 of it on the plate. :lol: :roll: :cry:
NZB
 
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