Top Tips For Cooling Down In The Heat

Beeline

Lantern Swinger
A cheapo hair dampener bottle, fill with water and voila- nice and cooling! They are ideal as they only have little tiny nozzles so give a mist of cooling water as appose to soaking you. However, you may not look like the coolest person ever (though you will be feeling it!) The Boots spray is ok, but the pushy-down bits tend to break alot, and might be worth going for the sensitive one. Doubt we will have to worry about it knowing the good old British weather.
 
Press that little button in the car, the one with the snowflake thingy on it, and CLOSE the windows.
Keeping the windows open ups the fuel consumption by about 20% at least, the aircon around 5%, do the arithmetic.
Or, buy a convertible and keep the top down and put the aircon up full blast - Ok so it's not Green, and not sensible, but it is very lush :eek:
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
Wrap yourself in bandages from head-to-toe, dowse yourself in vodka, then stand in front of a fan.


Having already provided a sensible option it is my legal right to crayon now.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Copious amounts of alcohol don't exactly make you feel cool, but if you drink enough you don't give a monkey's left testicle about the heat, the company, or the vicinity.
This theory was tried and tested Sunday and was found to be flawless.
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
2DD has asked me to post this picture of their new air-con system (his typist is off with exhaustion):
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white_mafia

Guest
Rumrat said:
Copious amounts of alcohol don't exactly make you feel cool, but if you drink enough you don't give a monkey's left testicle about the heat, the company, or the vicinity.
This theory was tried and tested Sunday and was found to be flawless.


Spot on RR - now 43 out here on a daily basis, but industrial amounts of stolichnoya make the day pass in a pleasant fuzzy blur and as an added bonus seem to keep the mozzies at bay. Waking up with some odd bruises on occasion but that is acceptable colateral damage.
 
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