Top Tips for baiting Submariners

plant-pilot

Midshipman
You could ask him if he ever gets out of the SIDE door of his car or only uses the sunroof.... okay, I'll get my coat :oops:
 

Deeps

War Hero
They is no way on earth you could bait a submariner. He already knows he is the very best in the ''andrew'' .Go wind up a wafu or a skimmer .
 

andym

War Hero
Such delusions require major Medication.Usually in the form of a big syringe full of thick fluid guaranteed to sting like buggery!
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
In The Beginning
In the beginning was the word, and the word was God and all else was darkness and void without form. So God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun and the moon and the stars, so that the light might pierce the darkness. And the earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.

And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the seashore, God called ROYAL MARINES, and dressed them accordingly, and the flighty creatures of the air, he called AIRY FAIRIES, and these He clothed in uniforms which were ruffled and foul. And the lower creatures of the sea, God called SKIMMERS, and with a twinkle in His eye and a sense of humor that only He could have, God gave them big gray targets to go to sea on. He gave them many splendid uniforms to wear. He gave them many wonderful and exotic places to visit. He gave them pen and paper so they could write home every week, and He gave them make-and­mends at sea, and He gave them a laundry to keep their splendid uniforms clean. When your God you tend to get carried away.

And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested, and on the 8th day at 0700, God looked down upon the earth and God was not a happy man. So He thought about His labours, and in His infinite wisdom, God created a divine creature and this He called a SUBMARINER.

And these SUBMARINERS, whom God created in his own image, were to be of the deep, and to them He gave a white woolly jumper, He gave them black steel messengers of death to roam the depths of the sea, waging war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them hotels to live in when they were weary from doing God's will. He gave them subsistence so they might entertain the ladies on Saturday nights and impress the hell out of the creatures called SKIMMERS.

And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and say all was good, but God was not happy because, in the course of His labours he had forgotten one thing. He did not have a submariner’s white woolly jumper. But he thought about it and thought about it and finally satisfied Himself knowing that NOT JUST ANYBODY CAN BE A SUBMARINER.
 

Deeps

War Hero
A top post SIDON , no doubt the skimmer scum will drop onto this forum and call us all soap dodgers etc etc , but we all know -

''THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF SHIPS , SUBMARINES AND TARGETS !!!
 

snapper

Newbie
Deeps said:
A top post SIDON , no doubt the skimmer scum will drop onto this forum and call us all soap dodgers etc etc , but we all know -

''THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF SHIPS , SUBMARINES AND TARGETS !!!
Always thought submarines were Boats not Ships......... :roll:
 

Deeps

War Hero
Yes i was a Bomber queen , but did GW1 on an ''O''boat and 3 sneaky trips round ''nord cap'' on T-boats . So what have you done then sidon . lol
 

scranbag

Newbie
sidon55 said:
Too right but Bomber Queens are somewhat different to proper submariners

Excuse my ignorance but are 'Bomber Queens' those gentlemen formerly known as 'Five Knot Fudge Packers'? 8)
 

UncleAlbert

War Hero
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Always thought submarines were Boats not Ships
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He was talking about hardships. right Nick? er I mean Sidon
 

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