Top Tips for baiting Submariners

Discussion in 'Submariners' started by master.bates, Feb 8, 2006.

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  1. I have a good mate who is an ex-submariner, any tips on how to baiting him when I am down the pub?
  2. Yeah,chase him with a Bar of Soap and watch him run a mile!
  3. Pity he's ex. If he was still in you could get him by asking what's happening to his LSSB......!
  4. You could ask him if he ever gets out of the SIDE door of his car or only uses the sunroof.... okay, I'll get my coat :oops:
  5. Ask him about "queens legs"


  6. Get him to sign this!

  7. Hahahaha - love it!

  8. Anyone want a clean copy of the request form just pm me.
  9. They is no way on earth you could bait a submariner. He already knows he is the very best in the ''andrew'' .Go wind up a wafu or a skimmer .
  10. Such delusions require major Medication.Usually in the form of a big syringe full of thick fluid guaranteed to sting like buggery!
  11. In The Beginning
    In the beginning was the word, and the word was God and all else was darkness and void without form. So God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun and the moon and the stars, so that the light might pierce the darkness. And the earth, God divided between the land and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures.

    And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the seashore, God called ROYAL MARINES, and dressed them accordingly, and the flighty creatures of the air, he called AIRY FAIRIES, and these He clothed in uniforms which were ruffled and foul. And the lower creatures of the sea, God called SKIMMERS, and with a twinkle in His eye and a sense of humor that only He could have, God gave them big gray targets to go to sea on. He gave them many splendid uniforms to wear. He gave them many wonderful and exotic places to visit. He gave them pen and paper so they could write home every week, and He gave them make-and­mends at sea, and He gave them a laundry to keep their splendid uniforms clean. When your God you tend to get carried away.

    And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested, and on the 8th day at 0700, God looked down upon the earth and God was not a happy man. So He thought about His labours, and in His infinite wisdom, God created a divine creature and this He called a SUBMARINER.

    And these SUBMARINERS, whom God created in his own image, were to be of the deep, and to them He gave a white woolly jumper, He gave them black steel messengers of death to roam the depths of the sea, waging war against the forces of Satan and evil. He gave them hotels to live in when they were weary from doing God's will. He gave them subsistence so they might entertain the ladies on Saturday nights and impress the hell out of the creatures called SKIMMERS.

    And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the earth and say all was good, but God was not happy because, in the course of His labours he had forgotten one thing. He did not have a submariner’s white woolly jumper. But he thought about it and thought about it and finally satisfied Himself knowing that NOT JUST ANYBODY CAN BE A SUBMARINER.
  12. janner

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  13. A top post SIDON , no doubt the skimmer scum will drop onto this forum and call us all soap dodgers etc etc , but we all know -

  14. Watcha Janner & Deeps. Gotta keep these skimmer honest and put them in the correct place
  15. Always thought submarines were Boats not Ships......... :roll:
  16. Too right but Bomber Queens are somewhat different to proper submariners
  17. Yes i was a Bomber queen , but did GW1 on an ''O''boat and 3 sneaky trips round ''nord cap'' on T-boats . So what have you done then sidon . lol
  18. Offer him a glass of port, they literally run a mile!

  19. Excuse my ignorance but are 'Bomber Queens' those gentlemen formerly known as 'Five Knot Fudge Packers'? 8)
  20. Quote
    Always thought submarines were Boats not Ships

    He was talking about hardships. right Nick? er I mean Sidon

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