Top tip if you're runnin' a ship


War Hero
Book Reviewer
Man up and grow some!

If you can't take a joke then you shouldn't have joined up!

If you don't like it, then put your notice in!

Etcetera, etcetera... :wink:


Lantern Swinger
yicker said:
If you curtail leave at 1900 thinkin' I'll be turnin' to so we're ready in all respects tomorra I've got news - I'm gonna be in the fridge shortly. If you'd have had leave to 2359 I'd have been sober in the mornin...
There's a reason for everything.
And the more 'everythings' you experience, the more 'reasons' you possess(WTF am I on about..?!? Another Strongbow pls!)

Anyway...some of the best piss-ups are on the messdeck.
And lets face it, would you have been sober for sailing after a last night ashore?


Lantern Swinger
Sounds a bit like being onboard here. Thank Fcuk I only have a couple of years left of my 22. Least I now know its not just us. Tossres who command us.......

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