Coming out of hospital I find my wife has put my best Wool blazer and 3 of my best lambs wool golf sweaters in the washing machine. I'm 12 and a half stone and now they won't fit even Tom Cruise! We've only been married 48 bloody years it's amazing so I'm looking for a 1st class sniper but it must be over a 1000 yard shot!any less and she'll have his throat out like a wolverine! Sometimes I give up on women[not in a fruit kind of way] just exasperation at the way their mind works. Sorry, just winging again but they sometimes work in a strange way that I can't fathom out.