Tonights Movie "Tuts in Boots"

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  1. 4 had drawn a blank in the daily Tesco MILF hunt and was on his way home when he remembered that he had heard Tuts complain of a vaginal itch and that she was going to Boots for some ointment.He packed his gear and put in an extra wheel -key just in case. Going out the door he sent a text to MLP ,X ,LP and RJ..........................................................................
     
  2. Who told him to pick up the runt who was hanging about the chat room on his way out just in case he needed sommat to stand on if Tuts was tall.....................
     
  3. What?
     
  4. Hey shortarse,you are not a paid up member of the screenwriters guild,go get yer own thread.
     
  5. ha lol well i thought ypu had mentioned me in here:
    4to8:
    4to8:
    4 had drawn a blank in the daily Tesco MILF hunt and was on his way home when he remembered that he had heard Tuts complain of a vaginal itch and that she was going to Boots for some ointment.He packed his gear and put in an extra wheel -key just in case. Going out the door he sent a text to MLP ,X ,LP and RJ
    Who told him to pick up the runt who was hanging about the chatroom on his way out just in case he needed sommat to stand on if Tuts was tall.....................
     
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  7. Upon receiving the text, MLP and XRD climbed into their mini-moke, it was always a cause of great excitement when 4to8 text the news of a milf hunt, and not since they had carried out international relations with the Danes in cyprus in 1994 had the lads been so up for it. They had only just got 2 miles up the road however and they recieved a call from an apoplectic Lukep who had unfortunately got his left arm jammed up a..........
     
  8. .............Well oiled, life-like Jade Goody blow up dolly with matching baldy head, tits like spaniels ears and a voice unit with every sentance ending in innit mate!!! Not deterred by this XRD and his oppo Monty decided that the best place to hunt for MILFS would be ASDA's in kernowshire as that well know R.R strumpet and general nuisance Moomin is known to frequent the fish counter....................
     
  9. Who told him to pick up the runt who was hanging about the chat room on his way out just in case he needed sommat to stand on if Tuts was tall....................4 yomped on having dispatched shortarse with a blow to the tonsils with the 18" and was soon lurking near the feminine hygiene and indigestion section in the Bootle Boots
    Upon receiving the text, MLP and XRD climbed into their mini-moke, it was always a cause of great excitement when 4to8 text the news of a milf hunt, and not since they had carried out international relations with the Danes in cyprus in 1994 had the lads been so up for it. They had only just got 2 miles up the road however and they recieved a call from an apoplectic Lukep who had unfortunately got his left arm jammed up a...
    .............Well oiled, life-like Jade Goody blow up dolly with matching baldy head, tits like spaniels ears and a voice unit with every sentance ending in innit mate!!! Not deterred by this XRD and his oppo Monty decided that the best place to hunt for MILFS would be ASDA's in kernowshire as that well know R.R strumpet and general nuisance Moomin is known to frequent the fish counter...
    Meanwhile 4 ,who was at the wrong farking end of the country, could see no sign of Tuts and decided to join the others. Just in case Tuts did turn up he stocked up with panty liners of all strengths and sizes and a six pack of pussyflush winkle cleaner [gets rid of all forms of fanny itch,guaranteed ]. Drat,if Goody snuffs it now he thought,the streets will be lined with cheering millions.I must borrow a high speed 80 knot power boat and head for kernowshire by sea . But where is that said he? Having spent his days as a bilge rat he knew sweet eff all about what went on above the waterline .Not to worry a quick call to an old oppo sorted things out." Go down past Pier head ,out a bit ,turn to port at Holyhead,down past Taffystan and kernowshire is the stickyout bit at the bottom " . So off he sailed,he could always sell the lady things to the coastguard if there was an oilspill
     
  10. And there was!! Some septics collided in the Gulf and spilled diesel all over the shop and as 4 had commandeered every soakie up liner and tampon in the world,his cargo was now worth more that gold.Fcuk ,he thought ,I must text X and the boys to organise the worlds biggest piss-up.Just as he reached Boscastle he spotted the Somali cnuts .
     

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