Following along the lines of shitty ideas try this dit:
Read and understand, for this is the past, present and the future.
In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.
And the darkness was upon the face of the Junior Rates.
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a bucket of shit and it stinketh."
And the Junior Rates went unto their Senior Rates, and sayeth:
"It is a pail of dung, and none can abide the odour thereof"
And the Senior Rates went unto the Coxswain and sayeth unto him,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none can abide it."
And the Coxswain went unto the Jimmy and sayeth, "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none can abide its strength." And the
Jimmy spoke with the Old Man and Staff Officers, saying one to
another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."
And the Old Man went unto the Captain Submarine Squadron and sayeth to him,
"It promotes growth, and is very powerful."
And the Captain S/M’s went unto the Flag Officer Submarines, and
Sayeth unto him, "This new plan will actively promote moral and
fighting efficiency among Submariners."
And the Flag Officer Submarine looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.
And this is how shit lands upon you.
Nutty