Today (on behalf of Stirling)

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  1. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Stirling asked me to post this on his behalf.

    In order to generate new members to our site/site watchers, to stimulate quality debate in CA from
    established keyboard warriors/wannabees/persons
    My opinion HAS to be posted today, apart from York….
    this is the start of your w/end…to possibly/probably/do not gat about anything I pen on site….
    prepare for next week. World/UK/Local news and sport/social giggles.
    Today….. Woke about 0530 after a welcome sleep…BBC news channel till Breakfast news kicks in later………..

    Mathieu Kassovitz…made film La Haine (Hate)……
    Major critic of Sarcozy/Chirac…..
    Link man Conrad’s measured front of house delivery keeps ones focus.
    Caracus….doubts aboot election results. ..
    Obama speech, Texas. ..
    Pakistan, Musharraf arrested. ..
    Kosovo/Serbia talks. ..
    IMF, Miss Legard, G20 concerns over Yen collapse…hits S Korea.
    Bull from US aboot Deepwater Horizon, wants MORE debate/compo from BP. ..
    NASA, 1,000 light yrs from Earth,2 habitual planets.
    ..Beer sales… ..
    Conspiracy theory, Western reports not factual…..yet.
    ..Damascus, armed rebels in suburbs report.
    Outlook for UK & Us locals bleak….
    ..Wales, measles outbreak. ..
    T & Tab. N Korea, report. ..
    Chris Hoy on retirement,
    Tennis, Murray highly critical on his performance.
    Space Harpoon, gathers potential hazards to Sat’s.
    ..Town of West reports, 14 passed far.
    Olympics, funding of 2 billion allocation for officials/Gov/Money people, G4s, Magaret Hodge speaks. ..
    Bull from Sir Sugar aboot HIS forthcoming series on Beeb.
    WEST, Gold plummets on World markets. ..

    Front pages, Laffs…
    Prince Charles pic with horse in background horse laughing at his latest joke/outburst.
    Labour to outspend Tories IN government, promotions back to front bench for Gordon and Darling. ..
    Michael Gove,his latest critics put to bed . .
    The Wail, GM food .
    Business, UK is crisis country, opinions vary. ..
    Oz corruption. ..
    EMF shunted by George.
    ..Aviva/Dairy Crest critique. ..
    FBI suspects, clear CCTV of terrorists. ..

    Cavendish tribute to Sir Chris Hoy……wearing H4H top,
    Wiggins report on current placing. ..
    Wigan fans visited at home by Roberto Martinez, Mr honest. ..
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer


    I'm guessing you have no idea what this is all about. Neither have i to be honest but i'm pretty sure Sterling is reading this. If so, wings, you need to chill out a bit mate and maybe get a wee bit of help.
  3. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    Hope I haven't fanned the flames, BR.

    I've not been around much to see what's been going on but all I can say is, this isn't the Stirling I knew a year ago.

    Please, Stirling mate, get yourself down the Docs and have a word with them. Something isn't right.
  4. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator


    You're a fucking fruitloop. Get it sorted mate.

    Get down the Doc's, if they ignore you just grab the fire hose, kick the door in and spray them with water. When they look at you all funny, grin and say "I'm mad'.

    Mate, please, sort your shit out.
  5. I think what everyone is trying to say is; have a word with yourself Sterling, you mad cunt.

    Although thinking about it, he probably has words with himself 24/7.

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  6. TBH what he's asked to be posted is pretty tame to some of the chat he and I have been having. If you're reading this Stirl, I think the doc is the bloke you need to be talking to.
  7. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Agreed. I got some major madness on instant messenger.
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  8. Don't forget the water wall before kicking the door in and get your spray/jet and jet/spray in the right order.
  9. Magda

    Magda War Hero Book Reviewer

    He'd need a team leader and firefighter for that. Better to use a Centre-fed, they can be used alone.

    Also had some very odd chat on IM.
  10. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    You know it makes sense. You should have seen the benefits thrown at my brother when he did the mad fireman trick. :)
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  11. So the person who keeps talking to me via the chat box is in fact a real person?
  12. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Probably two or three at the moment
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