stan_the_man
RIP
Ha that got you - you fcukers, she's acually fcuked off to Brum for 3 days on a conferenc (so she says, but why did she buy new underwear?? all I get is the battleship grey tea stained gusset ones she normally wears. Still the fat ugly fcuker she's gone with is nowhere near as hansome and talented as old Stan. Still here I am on my lonesome, already cracked one wank on my hidden porn DVDs, walked the dog, couple of hours fishing (caught feck all) and actually missing the old trout.
Still there's always Wheelers in Torpoint later and a Wongs take-away, what a sad old twat - 10 years ago Iwould have rung for a whore and buttfcuked it all night still I have dug out my Snatch DVD out for later.
Suggestions for the next couple of days please
Still there's always Wheelers in Torpoint later and a Wongs take-away, what a sad old twat - 10 years ago Iwould have rung for a whore and buttfcuked it all night still I have dug out my Snatch DVD out for later.
Suggestions for the next couple of days please