War Hero
5 year old Toby had been blind since birth. One evening at his bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed really hard all night, he would be able to see the next day when he woke up.
The next day she came into Toby's room to make sure he had prayed all night, and there he was still praying to the good lord.
"Oh well done Toby" she said, "now open your eyes and you will know if the lord has answered your prayers"
Toby opened his eyes only to cry out "Mummy Mummy, I still can't see!"
"I know my dear" said his mum ........ "April Fool"