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To Kill or not to Kill

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Said mouse seems to have sussed out the trap as he is now nicking the chocolate but not tripping it.

Either that or he is working with a partner who is holding the trap up whilst he nips in and makes off with the goods.

Drastic measures may now have to be implimented.

Hereford are on standby.
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
It's not this wee beastie is it???...........

 
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Team arrived from Hereford

Mouse caught,hooded and plasticuffed.

Transported to secret location(Nearby country park).

Stripped searched and relieved of any GPS or homing devices.

Informed not to return and told he was a very lucky boy and if he reappears next time it will be the Met police Firearm Squad dealing with him and he might not fair so well.

Released back into the wild.

He has cost me a fortune in Lindt chocolate and beer for the QRF team.
 

josiecats

War Hero
go to your local pet shop...................... one that sells rodents is best ask then to save you some RAT poop......... mice will not live in the same home as RATS.............. rodent etiquiet dont you know............
 
josiecats said:
go to your local pet shop...................... one that sells rodents is best ask then to save you some RAT poop......... mice will not live in the same home as RATS.............. rodent etiquiet dont you know............

Would that be junior rats or senior rats poop?
 

josiecats

War Hero
rod-gearing said:
josiecats said:
go to your local pet shop...................... one that sells rodents is best ask then to save you some RAT poop......... mice will not live in the same home as RATS.............. rodent etiquiet dont you know............

Would that be junior rats or senior rats poop?
senior rats as they smell stronger................
 

LujonSA

War Hero
josiecats said:
rod-gearing said:
josiecats said:
go to your local pet shop...................... one that sells rodents is best ask then to save you some RAT poop......... mice will not live in the same home as RATS.............. rodent etiquiet dont you know............

Would that be junior rats or senior rats poop?
senior rats as they smell stronger................

Same as the lower deck then!
 
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