To Kill a Chav....

daffy1

War Hero
Guys what about this idea, i know we all hate chavs but there is not alot we can do im afraid but......

Has any one played modern warfare 2 ? Well if not let me explain. There is a mission which is called ''No Russians'' its based in a airport and you basically mow down everything thaat moves.

Anyway what about a mission called ''No Chavs'' but based in a housing estate, where we can play on line or something and just take a gentle walk with our GPMGs, Minimis etc and gun them all down, lets be honest is a chav a civillian ?? i think not, Gordon Brown goes on about our country being threatened by terrorist but the real enemy is ''THE CHAV'', they pollute the English Lanuage and infect their hiddeous dress sense amonst the general public.
So once again i ask in kindness to game developers please make this game, as it would give non-chavs a escape route too let of some steam.
 

WreckerL

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daffy1 said:
Guys what about this idea, i know we all hate chavs but there is not alot we can do im afraid but......

Has any one played modern warfare 2 ? Well if not let me explain. There is a mission which is called ''No Russians'' its based in a airport and you basically mow down everything thaat moves.

Anyway what about a mission called ''No Chavs'' but based in a housing estate, where we can play on line or something and just take a gentle walk with our GPMGs, Minimis etc and gun them all down, lets be honest is a chav a civillian ?? i think not, Gordon Brown goes on about our country being threatened by terrorist but the real enemy is ''THE CHAV'', they pollute the English Lanuage and infect their hiddeous dress sense amonst the general public.
So once again i ask in kindness to game developers please make this game, as it would give non-chavs a escape route too let of some steam.

Only if they make the game a battle sim before you go out on the streets, wouldn't want to slot an innocent civilian coming home from the gym by mistake
 

daffy1

War Hero
F**k it, the game idea is s**t, its not good enough, i dont think it will help peoples anger, what about put a chav in a punch bag ?? that could work.
 

Blackrat

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SONAR-BENDER said:
That apart, as for the Chavs problem, what about nuking them? Then they could be used as bio luminescent street lighting, imparting a gentle green glow over our much safer streets.

Not a bad idea but they might become Superchavs. Imagine the size of the shit they would leave in your front room after turning your drum over. Blessed with super human powers, can you imagine the havoc these foul beings could cause?
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Blackrat said:
SONAR-BENDER said:
That apart, as for the Chavs problem, what about nuking them? Then they could be used as bio luminescent street lighting, imparting a gentle green glow over our much safer streets.

Not a bad idea but they might become Superchavs. Imagine the size of the shit they would leave in your front room after turning your drum over. Blessed with super human powers, can you imagine the havoc these foul beings could cause?


Mmmmm -I see where you are coming from. A bit like that movie with the really ugly bloke in, called The Fly, I think. Maybe if we Ty-wrapped them to the lamp-posts, they wouldn't be able to escape to wreak havoc elsewhere OR impregnate the Ty wraps wth Kryptonite (aka soap) to weaken and confuse them! :lol:
 

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