To Kill a Chav....

Blackrat

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Let me put my cards on the table here. I hate the fuckers. Really, really hate them. While reading the other thread about them, my blood pressure rose and i had to go and beat my neighbour bloody to get rid of my aggression.

These people are leeches on our society and believe it or not, Rentokill refused point blank with my request to liquidate a family of chav vermin from near my Nans gaff. The world has gone soft. Now then, i am sure there are lots of imaginative ways of ridding the country of these scum but what think you all of this:

Get a few mates together and go chav. This will get you into the mindset of these untermensch. Drink lots of White Lightning cider, smoke cheap fags and say things like "Get me bruv", "Innit" and "Wha gwan me hench" to each other. Once sufficiently tanked up on gut rot, call on your mucker with a shotgun licence and raid his locker of all over/unders and shells that you can lay your hands on. Go to the local chavs house and position a cut off group at the rear and the main party at the front. Pour petrol through the letter box, ignite, and as the filth come pouring out, open fire with shouts of "View Halloo" and "Tally Ho" etc etc. To inflict maximum casualties, this will be best executed at around 1600hrs, as you are pretty much guaranteed they will be in beddy bo bos.

I feel slightly better now.
 
Blackrat said:
Let me put my cards on the table here. I hate the fuckers. Really, really hate them. While reading the other thread about them, my blood pressure rose and i had to go and beat my neighbour bloody to get rid of my aggression.

These people are leeches on our society and believe it or not, Rentokill refused point blank with my request to liquidate a family of chav vermin from near my Nans gaff. The world has gone soft. Now then, i am sure there are lots of imaginative ways of ridding the country of these scum but what think you all of this:

Get a few mates together and go chav. This will get you into the mindset of these untermensch. Drink lots of White Lightning cider, smoke cheap fags and say things like "Get me bruv", "Innit" and "Wha gwan me hench" to each other. Once sufficiently tanked up on gut rot, call on your mucker with a shotgun licence and raid his locker of all over/unders and shells that you can lay your hands on. Go to the local chavs house and position a cut off group at the rear and the main party at the front. Pour petrol through the letter box, ignite, and as the filth come pouring out, open fire with shouts of "View Halloo" and "Tally Ho" etc etc. To inflict maximum casualties, this will be best executed at around 1600hrs, as you are pretty much guaranteed they will be in beddy bo bos.

I feel slightly better now.

Imagine how many of them you could slay in a oner if you applied that method to the promenade in Yarmouth. There'd be sovereign ringed hands held high agogo.
 

Blackrat

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Clown_Puncher said:
Imagine how many of them you could slay in a oner if you applied that method to the promenade in Yarmouth. There'd be sovereign ringed hands held high agogo.

As long as i got that Uberchav Jimmy Saville in there as well. I wrote to that cunt when i was eight asking if he could fix it for me to drive a tank. Did he fuck. I had to join up to do that. Bloody jangle jangle wig wearing jewellery sporting shell suited cigar smoking ee urgh ee urgh ee urghing chav bastard.
 
Blackrat said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Imagine how many of them you could slay in a oner if you applied that method to the promenade in Yarmouth. There'd be sovereign ringed hands held high agogo.

As long as i got that Uberchav Jimmy Saville in there as well. I wrote to that cunt when i was eight asking if he could fix it for me to drive a tank. Did he fuck. I had to join up to do that. Bloody jangle jangle wig wearing jewellery sporting shell suited cigar smoking ee urgh ee urgh ee urghing chav bastard.


That kiddy fiddling cnut wouldn't sort me out with a karate lesson from Mr Miyagi either.
 

witsend

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Blackrat said:
Clown_Puncher said:
Imagine how many of them you could slay in a oner if you applied that method to the promenade in Yarmouth. There'd be sovereign ringed hands held high agogo.

As long as i got that Uberchav Jimmy Saville in there as well. I wrote to that cunt when i was eight asking if he could fix it for me to drive a tank. Did he fuck. I had to join up to do that. Bloody jangle jangle wig wearing jewellery sporting shell suited cigar smoking ee urgh ee urgh ee urghing chav bastard.

I asked the cnut if I could have a guided tour of Auschwitz, he never replied. All I got was a letter from one of the researchers asking if I was a Millwall fan.
 

WreckerL

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Bung 'em all in a coal fired power station furnace. Not only will it reduce the amount of coal we burn (carbon footprint and all that) and also put something back into society as electrical power, the melted down bling could go to the Bank of England to help with the national debt.

Everyone's a winner
 

SONAR-BENDER

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Blackrat said:
Drink lots of White Lightning cider, smoke cheap fags .


Dear Sir,

I must complain about this sweeping statement, some of which I have quoted. Some of, if not all, of the RN's finest submariners drink 'white' cider, though normally Diamond White due to our huge pay packets. White Lightning would only be considered during the last few days of the month when things get tight.

That apart, as for the Chavs problem, what about nuking them? Then they could be used as bio luminescent street lighting, imparting a gentle green glow over our much safer streets.

Yours disgustedly,
Faslane
 

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